Brad & John: I Can't Believe It's News
I Can't Believe It's News
I Can’t Believe it’s News 5/8/18 early
A drunk guy stuck a chop stick up his buddy’s junk…a woman looking to gas up mistakenly paid $9.99 a gallon in Wisconsin…and a guy got busted for drunk driving his riding lawnmower again!
I Can’t Believe it’s News 5/8/18 late
A man attacked 2 people with a sword over a pair of missing socks…a man got stabbed by his buddy over the last beer…and a man was throwing furniture out of a 19th floor apartment in Vancouver BC!
I Can’t Believe it’s News 5/7/18 early
An old man was mailing joints to politicians…a man nicknamed Santa Claus was found with a 90 pound bag of women’s panties…and a woman blew up a 7-11 microwave trying to warm up urine for a drug test!
I Can’t Believe it’s News 5/7/18 late
The world’s tallest and fastest roller coaster had an accident on it’s opening day…a 91 yr old man was firing a gun in a drive thru because they messed up his order…and cops had to taser a man to get him to stop having sex with a car!
I Can’t Believe it’s News 5/2/18 early
16 kangaroos went missing from a zoo…a woman suffers from mechanophilia where she is sexually attracted to cars…and prom dates in Michigan who aren’t dressed properly will receive “modesty ponchos”
I Can’t Believe it’s News 5/2/18 late
A man used a shotgun to silence his smoke alarm…a man got arrested for disturbing some mating manatees…and Whidbey Island 911!
I Can’t Believe it’s News 4/30/18 early
Cops arrested a man whose license plate read “X Felon”…and a woman was taken into custody after trying to pull out her husband’s catheter during a drunken fight!
I Can’t Believe it’s News 4/30/18 late
Over the weekend someone left a McLaren on a cliff and someone tore a Lamborghini in half…a guy got busted spying in a porta potty…and a paper boy continued his route after being stabbed!
I Can’t Believe it’s News 4/27/18 early
If a 5K is too much, maybe a .5K with donuts and beer is more your speed…cops respond to a possible sexual assault and get invited to join the consensual 3 way…and Whidbey Island 911!
I Can’t Believe it’s News 4/27/18 late
A man got stuck 50 feet up in a tree…a service member got busted after he stole a backpack full of grenades and then lost them…and a drunk guy was driving a car on 3 wheels to get some pizza!
