Brad & John: I Can't Believe It's News
I Can't Believe It's News
I Can’t Believe it’s News 12/10/18 late
A girl had a DNA test done to find out who ate her yogurt from the fridge…a guy was so drunk he handed the cop a cheeseburger when the cop asked for his driver’s license…and a school Principal banned candy canes from school because the “J” shape stands for Jesus!
I Can’t Believe it’s News 12/6/18 early
Chaos accompanied the 40th anniversary of The Cheesecake Factory’s cheesecake giveaway…and a man pulled a pistol when Popeye’s Chicken didn’t give him the right sauces!
I Can’t Believe it’s News 12/6/18 late
A prisoner carjacked a woman in the jail parking lot right after getting out…the Capt of a fishing boat passed out drunk at the helm…and Whidbey island 911!
I Can’t Believe it’s News 12/5/18 early
A woman assaulted another woman with cans of Spaghettios…a man handcuffed his roommate and put an ice pick through his genitals…and Whidbey Island 911!
I Can’t Believe it’s News 12/5/18 late
A homeless man found $17,000 in a bag and gave it to a shelter…a prisoner claimed he didn’t know how or who put a cellphone up his backside…and a woman drove over a mile with a cop on the hood of her car!
I Can’t Believe it’s News 12/4/18 early
A man got sent to Federal prison for tampering with sausage…a woman is complaining that the neighbor’s dairy farm has too many cowbells…and a high school football team got suspended for putting Oreo cookies in their butt!
I Can’t Believe it’s News 12/4/18 late
A couple coworkers got it on with some maple syrup and blueberry jelly…a man’s truck caught fire when the cig he threw out landed in the bed…and a Tesla drove on autopilot for 7 miles while the driver was passed out drunk behind the wheel
I Can’t Believe it’s News 12/3/18 early
A man with the last name Beers got a DUI…a couple government employees thought New Mexico was another country…and a teacher mistakenly gave kids Pine-Sol instead of apple juice!
I Can’t Believe it’s News 12/3/18 late
A drunk man tried to barter what little he had for some food at McDonald’s…and a woman was mad that she couldn’t get beer so she created a redneck flamethrower in the deli!
I Can’t Believe it’s News 11/30/18 early
A man set up a security camera and caught his neighbor of 17 years robbing his house…and a 71 yr old lady got stuck in a trash compacter while trying to get her keys back!
