Monday’s 9:30 Knucklehead 3/16/20

The Italian man who went shopping while wearing a “social distancing disk” that was around 6 ft across! 

The Charmin song!

A rock and roll ripoff of David Bowie’s “Starman” for all the chaos over toilet paper

Coronavirus chaos

Here are a couple stories from the world we live in today! People trying to scam other people to make a profit on this madness!

Animals Attack 3/16/20

Bizarre stories from the animal world…today we read about gangs of angry, hungry  monkeys that have taken over a temple in Thailand! It’s a monkey WAR!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 3/16/20 early

 The Coronavirus put a damper on the thousands of people who showed up for the Smurf Rally…someone left a bag with 4 oz of cocaine, 20K cash and an ID inside a local store…and a couple guys comparing triggers at the church!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 3/16/20 late

A hiker had a 300 pound boulder fall on his leg…a man claimed to be a U.S Marshall so he could get free meat and potatoes…and a man scammed a lottery machine out of 55K worth of tickets!

Monday’s Trash 3/16/20

It was a terrible weekend at the box office and some major productions shut down filming…STYX and REO Speedwagon are still planning on touring this summer…and the late night shows are all on re-runs!

The 9:30 Knucklehead of the Week 3/13/20

The dad who ignored the self quarantine order given to his family so he could take his girl to the Father/ Daughter dance!

Totally Wasted News 3/13/20

Our buddy Stoney Joe stopped by today to tell us how the Coronavirus has affected his day to day life and that of his friends!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 3/13/20 early

A toilet paper thief caught on camera happened to be the neighbor…a guy blew apart 2 apartments when his cannabis oil exploded…and a man got caught trying to bribe a cop on camera!