What stays open when ordered to shelter in place?

San Francisco has been ordered to shelter in place…we took a look at what closes and what stays open!

Some house rules to consider during the quarantine!

If you are coexisting in this quarantine…follow these guidelines!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 3/18/20 early

People are buying up “penis shaped pasta” if they cant find regular pasta on store shelves…and Whidbey Island 911!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 3/18/20 late

A 76 million dollar superyacht was accidentally sunk…a guy who was high on cocaine tried to eat a stolen credit card…and a guy got punched in the face for telling a man he looked like Drew Carey!

Wednesday’s Trash 3/18/20

The Rolling Stones have postponed their North American tour…Jared Leto was in a 12 day meditation retreat and knew nothing about the Coronavirus…plus another update from Tom Hanks!

Tuesday’s 9:30 Knucklehead 3/17/20

The church who tried to rid it’s members of the Coronavirus by having them all drink saltwater…from the same bottle!

Produce bags at the grocery store

Is anyone else having trouble opening these??

I Can’t Believe it’s News 3/17/20 early

A church tried to cure the virus by having everyone share saltwater…the Costco toilet paper recall is a scam…and Oregon asks people to stop calling 911 over the lack of toilet paper!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 3/17/20 late

A woman ate an incredible amount of LSD and the effects were positive…even brothels are changing their ways in light of the Coronavirus…and a man wore a hazmat suit into Walmart and started spraying stuff with a strange liquid!

Tuesday’s Trash 3/17/20

Stella the French Bulldog from Modern Family has passed…a review of some of the top tv and animated dogs….Actor Idris Elba confirms he has the Coronavirus…and SNL has now suspended production!