New sex emojis

Facebook and Instagram recently said people can no longer use eggplants and peaches as emojis suggesting something sexual….so now we have some others you can use!

John’s white interior

John has made the executive decision to never again own a car with a white interior!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 11/1/19 early

A woman said her $30,000 purse was ruined by a waiter’s spill…a big time counterfeiter was caught by what he left in the garbage…and Whidbey Island 911!

Friday’s Trash 11/1/19

David Crosby and Ted Nugent hate on each other some more…Journey and The Pretenders will tour all of next summer…and 73 yr old Suzanne Somers has sex twice a day!

Thursday’s 9:30 Knucklehead 10/31/19

The road rage guy who got busted after pointing a gun at a car full of undercover cops!

A woman was blinded by Halloween!?

Ever been injured by Halloween? This woman was almost blinded by something she wanted to use in her costume!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 10/31/19 early

A guy doing burnouts crashed into a gas station…someone burned down a 24ft statue of a lumberjack…and a shark attack at McDonald’s!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 10/31/19 late

A woman lost both of her hands in a bizarre shark attack…a road rage guy got busted when he pointed a gun at a car full of undercover cops…and a funeral home put the wrong body in a casket!

Thursday’s Trash 10/31/19

John Mellencamp and Meg Ryan are splitting up again…Amanda Knox is starting an advice column…and R Kelly says he can’t appear in court because he has an infected toe!?

Wednesday’s 9:30 Knucklehead 10/30/19

The guy who tried to open a bank account with a 1 MILLION dollar bill!