Mobster nicknames

Yesterday 15 mobsters got pinched in Philly…some of the nicknames were great! Plus get the backstory on “Tony Meatballs”

“You touch it, you buy it”…is the new “You break it, you buy it”

Some thoughts on the idea of “you touch it, you buy it” and a funny story about the old saying “you break it, you buy it”

I Can’t Believe it’s News 11/24/20 early

A man got popped for stealing over 100 rolls of toilet paper from a house…a man crashed his motorcycle and that was just the beginning of his problems…and Whidbey Island 911!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 11/24/20 late

A man got a $3000 fine for hosting a card game that violated Covid rules…a man was caught driving with license plates that expired 30 years ago…and a woman assaulted a bunch of expensive melons at the store!

Tuesday’s Trash 11/24/20

Ken Jennings will start out as the new fill in host of Jeopardy! Ozzy says there is no way he will be the first to take a vaccine…and finally there are signs on the road marking the spot where the Lynyrd Skynyrd plane crashed!

Monday’s 9:30 Knucklehead 11/23/20

The 44 yr old PE teacher who got fired after she got drunk with students and flashed her boobs in a photo booth!

House for sale features escape tunnel!

There is a house for sale on Whidbey Island that is pretty unique! It comes with all the provisions to hold out for awhile…it’s self sufficient…and features an escape tunnel!

A couple’s arguing led to a heart attack!?

So you think the arguing in your relationship can be stressful? How about an argument that led to a heart attack!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 11/23/20 early

A man was lonely so he brought home 2 pet geese to live in his apartment…a teacher was fired for getting drunk with students and flashing her boobs…and drivers are being warned not to let moose lick their windshields! 

I Can’t Believe it’s News 11/23/20 late

A man went to therapy only to find out his wife was having an affair with the therapist…a fast food place apologized for not understanding deaf people…and a woman punched a cop when he impounded her pet pig!