9:30 Knucklehead

Thursday’s 9:30 Knucklehead 8/24/23

The 3rd grade teacher who showed up to the first day of school completely hammered!

Whomever was responsible for sending a baby crowd surfing to the stage at a Flo Rida concert over the weekend!

The mechanic who got busted taking a client’s car on several high-speed runs around town!

The United Airlines pilot who took an axe from his car and destroyed a parking gate because he “just reached his breaking point”

The 2 dads who started shooting at each other during a kid’s birthday party over who should buy the beer!

The 2 dads who began shooting at each other at a kid’s birthday party over who should pay for the beer!

The 2 drunken tourists who passed out and illegally spent the night in the Eiffel Tower!

The post office in Marysville who had the master keys to all the mailboxes stolen and copied causing total chaos in the mail system!

The DUI driver who ran over himself with his own pick-up truck!

The shop in Milan that charged a man a 2-dollar fee just to cut his sandwich in half!