9:30 Knucklehead

Thursday’s 9:30 Knucklehead 2/8/24

The cocaine dealer who tried to grow his clientele by stapling sample bags of his product to his business cards!

The man who tried to kidnap his on again/ off again girlfriend but despite his ski mask he was ID’d by the vest that had his name on it!

The day care worker who was giving all the kids Melatonin so they would nap! All without the parent’s knowledge!

The woman who was scamming disability until she got busted living it up on her vacations to Disneyland!

The 2 teens who used a stolen Kia to rob a bank in North Bend and only got out the door with 10 dollars!

The 2 teens who stole a KIA and tried to rob a bank in North Bend but only made off with a total of 10 dollars!

The man who got stuck in the office he had broken into! To make matters worse, he pooped his pants while he was waiting to get help!

The guy who simulated a carjacking as part of his big wedding proposal!

The woman who denied shoplifting at Walmart until they confronted her with the videotape!

The unemployed, recently divorced man who stole 2 million dollars in cash from his Father-in-Law then went a crazy spending spree!