Animals Attack 12/5/18

Bizarre stories from the animal world…in this episode the offending attackers are a hippo and a gator!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 12/5/18 early

A woman assaulted another woman with cans of Spaghettios…a man handcuffed his roommate and put an ice pick through his genitals…and Whidbey Island 911!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 12/5/18 late

A homeless man found $17,000 in a bag and gave it to a shelter…a prisoner claimed he didn’t know how or who put a cellphone up his backside…and a woman drove over a mile with a cop on the hood of her car!

Wednesday’s Trash 12/5/18

The funeral for President Bush brought out all the dignitaries…Vince Neil of Motley Crue has put on a lot of…

Tuesday’s 9:30 Knucklehead 12/4/18

The DUI suspect whose Tesla drove for 7 miles on the freeway with him completely passed out in the driver’s seat!

The NHL is coming to Seattle!

The official announcement was made this morning from Commissioner Gary Bettman! We spoke with John Barr from NHL2Seattle to figure out when the next steps will fall into place!

I lived next door to ______?

A woman in Germany is frustrated after a small dairy farm moved onto the property next door and she can’t stand the smell, the flies and all of the noise from the cowbells!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 12/4/18 early

A man got sent to Federal prison for tampering with sausage…a woman is complaining that the neighbor’s dairy farm has too many cowbells…and a high school football team got suspended for putting Oreo cookies in their butt!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 12/4/18 late

A couple coworkers got it on with some maple syrup and blueberry jelly…a man’s truck caught fire when the cig he threw out landed in the bed…and a Tesla drove on autopilot for 7 miles while the driver was passed out drunk behind the wheel

Tuesday’s Trash 12/4/18

Dennis Rodman says KIm Jung Un loves to play old arcade video games…Dennis Quaid says back in the 80s he had a massive cocaine habit…and Def Leppard leads the fan vote for the Rock Hall!