The longest hitless streak in MLB history!

Baltimore Orioles player Chris Davis is in an 0-49 slump as he went 0-5 last night. The longest streak in MLB history. He needs a slump buster! Plus, a look at what constitutes a sexual dry spell!

The March Mattress winner!!

Back in March we handed out all 68 teams in the big college basketball tournament. Joe wound up with the Virginia Cavaliers and when they cut down the nets last night Joe won a great bedroom set from Wilson’s Furniture!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 4/9/19 early

Someone lit 24 gallons of gas on fire to dry out a baseball field…a man bet $100 in a crazy 4 way parlay and won $26,000…and a woman stole a cop car after sneaking out of the backseat!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 4/9/19 late

A distracted driver had a goat in her lap behind the wheel…a funeral home put the wrong body on display for a family…and Whidbey Island 911!

Tuesday’s Trash 4/9/19

Aerosmith is getting great reviews for their Vegas shows…Rod Stewart and Jeff Beck will play together again…and in addition to being an advice columnist David Crosby also has a job promoting a line of weed products!

Monday’s 9:30 Knucklehead 4/8/19

The Michigan State Police officer who showed up drunk to the breathalyzer training program!

Animals Attack 4/8/19

The rhino poacher who not only got killed by an elephant but was then eaten by lions!

Pig stories

A good pig story today won tix to see the Pink Floyd tribute Pigs on the Wing at the Mt Baker Theatre!

An excuse worthy of speeding??

A man was busted for going over 100 mph to the hospital because his daughter was choking on a penny…(girl was fine btw) We took calls on bizarre items you choked on…or the good reason you were speeding!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 4/8/19 early

A guy traded his car for meth then called cops to report it stolen…a cop failed a breathalyzer test at a police breathalyzer training convention…and loser tried to rob the Policeman’s Credit union!