I Can’t Believe it’s News 3/24/20 early

A man couldn’t get enough Corona in his life so he stole a couple cases of the beer…a lawmaker in Florida tried to tell people they could kill the virus with a hair dryer…and a Reverend caught his robe on fire while trying to light candles!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 3/24/20 late

A store in Denmark charges $5 for the 1st bottle of hand sanitizer and $143 for the 2nd to combat hoarding…Officials have warned pot smokers to stop sharing joints and use edibles…and a Taiwanese man under quarantine got a massive fine for going out clubbing!

Tuesday’s Trash 3/24/20

The Eagles have canceled their plans for the immediate future…Whitesnake’s David Coverdale is using this down time to have hernia surgery…and Neil Diamond has changed the lyrics to Sweet Caroline to reflect today’s events!

Monday’s 9:30 Knucklehead 3/23/20

The couple who tried to hoard 23 cases of Mountain Dew at a grocery store in Kentucky!

Whidbey Island 911 (Goldie Street) edition

Someone on our facebook page invented a drinking game where the player takes a drink every time we mention Goldie Street in Whidbey Island 911! So here you go…it’s time to get drunk!

Busted trying to hoard 23 cases of Mountain Dew!

A couple in Louisville Kentucky were told they could not buy 23 cases (552 cans) of Mountain Dew…then chaos ensued!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 3/23/20 early

A man was so drunk he didn’t realize he had stolen 2 TVs…an EMT was in the back of an ambulance when it was stolen and he had to jump to safety…and a man diagnosed with the virus broke quarantine by going out in a T-Rex costume as a disguise!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 3/23/20 late

A woman gave birth in the middle of a Walmart…a man wrote out his will on a McDonald’s napkin…and drone footage busts people partying on a floating sandbar of boats during the lockdown!

Monday’s Trash 3/23/20

Kenny Rogers died over the weekend and Eagles drummer/ singer Don Henley had a lot of nice things to say about him…Tom Hanks is feeling better…and so is Daniel Dae KIm!

The 9:30 Knucklehead of the Week! 3/20/20

The church in South Korea that infected 46 people with the Coronavirus when they all drank salt water from the same bottle in a failed effort to cure everybody!