“You touch it, you buy it”…is the new “You break it, you buy it”

Some thoughts on the idea of “you touch it, you buy it” and a funny story about the old saying “you break it, you buy it”

I Can’t Believe it’s News 11/24/20 early

A man got popped for stealing over 100 rolls of toilet paper from a house…a man crashed his motorcycle and that was just the beginning of his problems…and Whidbey Island 911!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 11/24/20 late

A man got a $3000 fine for hosting a card game that violated Covid rules…a man was caught driving with license plates that expired 30 years ago…and a woman assaulted a bunch of expensive melons at the store!

Tuesday’s Trash 11/24/20

Ken Jennings will start out as the new fill in host of Jeopardy! Ozzy says there is no way he will be the first to take a vaccine…and finally there are signs on the road marking the spot where the Lynyrd Skynyrd plane crashed!

Monday’s 9:30 Knucklehead 11/23/20

The 44 yr old PE teacher who got fired after she got drunk with students and flashed her boobs in a photo booth!

House for sale features escape tunnel!

There is a house for sale on Whidbey Island that is pretty unique! It comes with all the provisions to hold out for awhile…it’s self sufficient…and features an escape tunnel!

A couple’s arguing led to a heart attack!?

So you think the arguing in your relationship can be stressful? How about an argument that led to a heart attack!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 11/23/20 early

A man was lonely so he brought home 2 pet geese to live in his apartment…a teacher was fired for getting drunk with students and flashing her boobs…and drivers are being warned not to let moose lick their windshields! 

I Can’t Believe it’s News 11/23/20 late

A man went to therapy only to find out his wife was having an affair with the therapist…a fast food place apologized for not understanding deaf people…and a woman punched a cop when he impounded her pet pig!

Monday’s Trash 11/23/20

The album John Lennon signed on the night he died is up for auction…some of Bob Dylan’s letters and lyrics are being old…and a contestant on the tv show “Wipeout” has died.