The “Food Pants” song

A rock n roll ripoff to celebrate the holidays and all the excess eating we will be doing and the loose, comfortable pants we will be wearing!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 11/25/20 early

A man got a DUI because he had too many rum balls…a UFC fighter with a record of 12-3 wont quit his day job at Walgreens…and Whidbey Island 911! 

I Can’t Believe it’s News 11/25/20 late

A dad photoshops his baby into dangerous pictures to tease mom…a firefighter lost his job after he posed as a woman to hook up with a guy at the station…and Whidbey Island 911!

Wednesday’s Trash 11/25/20

Some clips from the new documentary on John Belushi…Bill Murray says a lot of his success is credit to his brother Ed…and Dave Chappelle begs people to NOT watch his show!

Tuesday’s 9:30 Knucklehead 11/24/20

The man in Canada who was driving around with license plates that expired over 30 years ago!

Mobster nicknames

Yesterday 15 mobsters got pinched in Philly…some of the nicknames were great! Plus get the backstory on “Tony Meatballs”

“You touch it, you buy it”…is the new “You break it, you buy it”

Some thoughts on the idea of “you touch it, you buy it” and a funny story about the old saying “you break it, you buy it”

I Can’t Believe it’s News 11/24/20 early

A man got popped for stealing over 100 rolls of toilet paper from a house…a man crashed his motorcycle and that was just the beginning of his problems…and Whidbey Island 911!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 11/24/20 late

A man got a $3000 fine for hosting a card game that violated Covid rules…a man was caught driving with license plates that expired 30 years ago…and a woman assaulted a bunch of expensive melons at the store!

Tuesday’s Trash 11/24/20

Ken Jennings will start out as the new fill in host of Jeopardy! Ozzy says there is no way he will be the first to take a vaccine…and finally there are signs on the road marking the spot where the Lynyrd Skynyrd plane crashed!