YELP reviews 8/27/21

Today we read the YELP reviews of the Emerald City driving school which was forced to close after it was revealed that they were accepting cash for passing grades on driving tests!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 8/27/21 early

A man stopped during a high speed chase to chop off his penis and throw it into the street…and Whidbey Island 911!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 8/27/21 late

A huge freighter barely missed crushing a sailboat…a plane hit a car when it landed on the freeway…and a man stole a mortuary van with a body in the back!

Friday’s Trash 8/27/21

KISS was forced to cancel a show because Paul Stanley tested positive for Covid…NYC has cracked down on street performers including Elmo…and the anniversary of The Beatles last concert is coming up on Sunday!

Thursday’s 9:30 Knucklehead 8/26/21

The 25 year old man who decided to glue his junk closed with an epoxy because he didn’t have a condom!

Animals Attack 8/26/21

Bizarre stories from the animal world…today we learned what to do if you come face to face with an angry moose!

Flashback: Russell Wilson named the Seahawks starter!

It was 9 years ago today that Russell Wilson was named the starting QB over Matt Flynn. We look back at the deciding game & what Matt Flynn is up to today!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 8/26/21 early

A woman woke up to find 2 cows inside her house…a man survived being stabbed in the neck…and a man’s social media foils his worker’s comp claim!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 8/26/21 late

A man didn’t have a condom so he decided to glue his junk closed with an epoxy compound…a middle aged woman got hurt trying to do the “milkcrate challenge”…and an unconscious motorcycle rider was the victim of a pickpocket!

Thursday’s Trash 8/26/21

Gene Simmons has apologized to David Lee Roth for hurting his feelings…Jessica Chastain says her face got ruined by playing Tammy Fay Baker…and we go back to that fight on stage that almost ended the band Poison!