I Can’t Believe it’s News 9/23/20 early

A man dressed as a chipmunk robbed a pharmacy…a spark from some fireworks set off an explosion of hydrogen balloons…and Whidbey Island 911!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 9/23/20 late

A drunk driver tried to give a fake name but the cop recognized him from going to school together…a drunk passenger bit off another man’s ear in a flight fight…and a man got busted for kidnapping a car salesman!

Wednesday’s Trash 9/23/20

Rolling Stone has reorganized their all time best albums list…one of the original 4 members of the 4 Seasons made some unfortunate business decisions during his career…and Boston put out Third Stage on this date!

Tuesday’s 9:30 Knucklehead 9/22/20

The guy who shot himself in the groin while in line at the grocery store!

I got stung on the _____?!

A rider in the Tour de France got stung by a bee in the back of the throat! That started the emails and calls about getting stung in the most sensitive areas!

Lost the keys at the worst time!

A couple lost the keys to their kinky handcuffs and that inspired some emails and calls about losing keys at a bad time or bad place!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 9/22/20 early

In Australia people are booking flights “to nowhere”…a passionate couple lost the keys to their erotic handcuffs…and a man was riding a horse down the freeway in Chicago!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 9/22/20 late

A father & son plastic surgery outfit is in big trouble…a man shot himself in the groin while in line at the grocery store…and a Shawshank Redemption style prison break!

Tuesday’s Trash 9/22/20

Bruce Springsteen says he wrote his entire new album on a guitar that a fan gave to him…Peter Frampton talked about his lifelong friendship with David Bowie…and Chris Rock is a big part of the new Fargo!

Monday’s 9:30 Knucklehead 9/21/20

The parents of students in Florida whose bad behavior while their kids were on Zoom classes warranted a warning from the school board!