I Can’t Believe it’s News 7/21/20 early

A woman was shot in the shower when her neighbor was shooting target practice in the hallway…a restaurant was shut down for 2 days because a busboy lied and said he had COVID…and Darth Vader won 95 million in the lottery!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 7/21/20 late

2 people were rescued after their flotation device drifted into the East River in NY…seagulls are getting high from eating some drunken flying ants…and a man got gored when he helped round up an escaped bull!

Tuesday’s Trash 7/21/20

Don Dokken is reporting that he can no longer play guitar due nerve damage…SNL will be back in studio for the fall season…and David Lee Roth was talking about Eddie Van Halen and Eddie’s son has responded!

Monday’s 9:30 Knucklehead 7/20/20

The woman who went into the Verizon store without a mask and when she was asked to put one on….she got mad, pulled down her pants and urinated on the floor!

Uh-oh…I don’t have a mask!

Yesterday Brad went to the grocery store but didn’t have a mask in his car so he had to improvise and figure out how to get into the store without being shamed!

How well do you know this year’s Seattle Mariners?

The Ms have a lot of new faces this year so we played a new game this morning…Is it a Seattle Mariner or a US State Governor??

I Can’t Believe it’s News 7/20/20 early

A woman shot her man because he wouldn’t argue with her…a man lost almost 200 pounds because he wanted to ride a rollercoaster…and a woman was so mad about being asked to wear a mask that she urinated on the floor at the Verizon store!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 7/20/20 late

A plane crash was caused by the pilot putting in the wrong gas…a man cut down his neighbor’s garage with a saws-all…and a guy forgot where he parked his car and is now offering a reward for help finding it!

Monday’s Trash 7/20/20

Robert DeNiro and Mickey Rourke have some beef and Mickey threatened to kick DeNiro’s butt…Alex Trebek says he just finished his last round of chemo…and the estate of Chris Cornell released a version of him covering “Patience” from G-N-R!

The 9:30 Knucklehead of the Week 7/17/20

The drunk guy who pushed his way behind the counter at Subway so he could make his won sandwich and steal some cheese while he was at it!