John’s crazy drive to work this morning!

It’s 4 in the morning and John is driving to work when he encountered something in the road that had him put his car in reverse and put his heartbeat into overdrive!

Animals Attack 4/26/21

Bizarre stories from the animal world…today we read about a small town in British Columbia that had it’s tv cable, internet and phone services all disrupted by an attack of hungry beavers!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 4/26/21 early

A man got busted for cutting down 150 trees from state land so he could get a better river view…a teacher has been banned for 3 years after it was found that he was drinking with students and took some to a strip club…and a woman is facing felony embezzlement charges for not returning a VHS tape in 1999!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 4/26/21 late

A Russian model is under investigation for filming a porn at the site of a sacred volcano…a 90 year old lady from Hong Kong fell for a phone scam that cost her 32 million dollars…and a dog helped bust a big time meth dealer!

Monday’s Trash 4/26/21

A review of the Oscar winners from last night…plus a look at some of the best song winners of previous years…Ronnie Wood says he has beaten cancer for the 2nd time…and Elon Musk will host SNL!

The 9:30 Knucklehead of the Week 4/23/21

The nine finger neighbor is our 9:30 knucklehead this week! This guy was mad at his neighbor so he slashed 2 of her tires but he severed his own finger in the process and left it at the scene!

A key for a key!

We awarded a key to our ATV to Janet for her “cool key” story! In high school she went to England to see if the key she had would really work at Pete Townshend’s house!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 4/23/21 early

A couple tried to hold their wedding at a mansion that was for sale until the owner showed up…a huge explosion that rocked an entire town turned out to be a gender reveal stunt…and a naked lady walked into her neighbor’s house and took some beer!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 4/23/21 late

A flying turtle came through the windshield and hit a woman in the head…and a man almost blew off his hand when he poured gunpowder into a bonfire!

Friday’s Trash 4/23/21

The lead singer of The Bay City Rollers is dead…so is the man who gave us the “Humpty Dance” from the Digital Underground. KISS will be profiled in a Netflix special and The Oscars are on Sunday!