“I ran out of gas” stories

AAA reported a record high number of calls recently from people who tried to push it too far and ran out of gas! Where and why did you run out!?

No phones at the concert

Brad’s wife went to the Jack White concert last night at Climate Pledge Arena and it was the first rock concert there where cellphones were not allowed inside!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 6/9/22 early

Cops find a man passed out behind the wheel with a poisonous lizard in a box too…a cop got fired for the tattoo on his knuckles that reads “pure evil”…and a guy got stabbed over a Toaster Strudel!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 6/9/22 late

GEICO was ordered to pay a woman over 5 million dollars after she caught an STD in a guy’s car…a man tried to outrun cops on a golf cart after getting caught car prowling…and a man was teasing an orangutan before the ape got ahold of him through the cage!

Thursday’s Trash 6/9/22

Donald Duck celebrates 88 years of wearing no pants…Motley Crue slams KISS for playing to a backing track and lip syncing…and Snoop gave his blunt roller a big raise because of inflation!

Wednesday’s 9:30 Knucklehead 6/8/22

The man who stole a jet-ski knowing full well that he couldn’t even swim!

A Bigfoot Bulletin 6/8/22

Our first Bigfoot Bulletin of the summer from the leader in Bigfoot news! Originated in the PNW and respected around the world! The Brad & John show!

John is taking his dog on a road trip!

John is planning a road trip to California and he will be taking his dog Harpo! Harpo is high strung and John got some tips about making their ride as smooth as possible!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 6/8/22 early

A man beat up a bunch of friends and family because he wanted tacos and they didn’t…a couple accidentally broadcasted their sexual escapade over Zoom and didn’t know it…and Whidbey Island 911!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 6/8/22 late

All 35 floors of a luxury high rise were evacuated due to flooding from a burst pipe on the top floor…someone let a huge amount of cockroaches loose in a courtroom…and a man who couldn’t even swim was busted for stealing a jet-ski!