I Can’t Believe it’s News 6/10/22 early

A man thought he won $600 on a lottery ticket but it turned out to be $600,000…and a rapper who sang about robbing ATMs got busted for robbing ATMs!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 6/10/22 late

A zebra chased a man out riding his bike…a man got busted using a fake $100 bill and said the pants he found the money in “weren’t his”…and Whidbey Island 911!

Friday’s Trash 6/10/22

Ozzy is having neck surgery and it sounds pretty serious…Chris Rock & Dave Chappelle are doing shows together…and the new Beavis & Butthead is coming to Paramount Plus!

Thursday’s 9:30 Knucklehead 6/9/22

The 2 guys fighting over a Toaster Strudel to the point that one of them got stabbed!

“I ran out of gas” stories

AAA reported a record high number of calls recently from people who tried to push it too far and ran out of gas! Where and why did you run out!?

No phones at the concert

Brad’s wife went to the Jack White concert last night at Climate Pledge Arena and it was the first rock concert there where cellphones were not allowed inside!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 6/9/22 early

Cops find a man passed out behind the wheel with a poisonous lizard in a box too…a cop got fired for the tattoo on his knuckles that reads “pure evil”…and a guy got stabbed over a Toaster Strudel!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 6/9/22 late

GEICO was ordered to pay a woman over 5 million dollars after she caught an STD in a guy’s car…a man tried to outrun cops on a golf cart after getting caught car prowling…and a man was teasing an orangutan before the ape got ahold of him through the cage!

Thursday’s Trash 6/9/22

Donald Duck celebrates 88 years of wearing no pants…Motley Crue slams KISS for playing to a backing track and lip syncing…and Snoop gave his blunt roller a big raise because of inflation!

Wednesday’s 9:30 Knucklehead 6/8/22

The man who stole a jet-ski knowing full well that he couldn’t even swim!