I Can’t Believe it’s News 3/22/23 early

A cattle thief in Texas got 50 years in prison…2 inmates escaped from jail but got caught at IHOP a couple miles away…and Whidbey Island 911!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 3/22/23 late

An Arizona Judge got busted for a “super extreme DUI”…some flight attendants tried to smuggle drugs in 154 tubes of toothpaste…and a carjacker could not drive a stick!

Wednesday’s Trash 3/22/23

97 yr old Dick VanDyke got into a car wreck…there’s a biography of Leon Russell on the way…and a documentary of John Lennon’s one time girlfriend May Pang!

Tuesday’s 9:30 Knucklehead 3/21/23

The 83 yr old woman who was angry that someone parked in her overflow parking spot and covered their car in feces!

The Villages 3/21/23

We took a visit to the largest retirement community in the country…The Villages! We have a police report detailing the misdeeds of a couple ladies in their 80s! 

The going rate for babysitters!

Brad & Taryn paid 80 bucks to a babysitter over the weekend! Turns out for 5 hours the girl got underpaid! Washington is one of the highest paying states for hiring a babysitter!

Mr. Pickles is going to be a dad!

Mr. Pickles is a 90-year-old tortoise from Madagascar!

Regina Saskatchewan is trying new tourism slogans!

Regina has long been the focus of jokes because of what it rhymes with…so a tourism board tried out a couple new ideas that did not work!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 3/21/23 early

Chicago police had to wrangle 3 goats from the street…a man in Boston was threatening people with his pet rat on the subway…and an exotic cat was captured in Ohio and it tested positive for cocaine!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 3/21/23 late

A CNN crew was robbed in SF while doing a report on crime…a man has a piglet that was born with 2 snouts…and a man got attacked by a cougar while he was sitting in a hot tub!