The 9:30 Knucklehead of the Week 3/29/24

The rookie cop who graduated to the force, went out to celebrate, got a DUI and lost his job on the first day!

Whidbey Island 911 calls 3/29/24

The late edition of “I can’t believe its news” today featured a batch of Whidbey Island 911 calls!

Let’s go to the “Reptile Expo”

After reading about a 9 ft python getting removed from a house in Chilliwack BC, we got a call from a guy who used to go to “reptile expos.”

The Mariners start a “Salmon Run”

Like the racing Presidents in Washington and the racing sausages in Milwaukee, the Mariners have a new “Salmon Run” they will do each game!

I Can’t Believe its News 3/29/24 early

A shoplifter told cops she was just playing a game called “21”…a 9-foot Burmese python was removed from a house in Chilliwack BC…and Hawaii is asking people to stop leaving food offerings for the big volcano!

I Can’t Believe its News 3/29/24 late

A set of conjoined twins got married (well, one of them did)… a drug dealer got busted thanks to his “Scarface” themed theater room…and Whidbey Island 911 calls!

Friday’s Trash 3/29/24

The 40th anniversary of Scorpions “Love at first sting”…Louis Gossett Jr is dead at 87…and Jerry Seinfeld said working with Hugh Grant was miserable!

Thursday’s 9:30 Knucklehead 3/28/24

The prisoner who tried to pass his urine test with a liquid that wasn’t the right temperature or color!

It happens 54% of the time…Pt 1

It’s opening day for the Mariners and we remember the end of last year when Ms President Jerry Dipoto said we only have to win 54% of the time!

It happens 54% of the time…Pt 2

It’s opening day for the Mariners and we remember the end of last year when Jerry Dipoto of the Ms said we only have to win 54% of the time!