The Mariners start a “Salmon Run”

Like the racing Presidents in Washington and the racing sausages in Milwaukee, the Mariners have a new “Salmon Run” they will do each game!

I Can’t Believe its News 3/29/24 early

A shoplifter told cops she was just playing a game called “21”…a 9-foot Burmese python was removed from a house in Chilliwack BC…and Hawaii is asking people to stop leaving food offerings for the big volcano!

I Can’t Believe its News 3/29/24 late

A set of conjoined twins got married (well, one of them did)… a drug dealer got busted thanks to his “Scarface” themed theater room…and Whidbey Island 911 calls!

Friday’s Trash 3/29/24

The 40th anniversary of Scorpions “Love at first sting”…Louis Gossett Jr is dead at 87…and Jerry Seinfeld said working with Hugh Grant was miserable!

Thursday’s 9:30 Knucklehead 3/28/24

The prisoner who tried to pass his urine test with a liquid that wasn’t the right temperature or color!

It happens 54% of the time…Pt 1

It’s opening day for the Mariners and we remember the end of last year when Ms President Jerry Dipoto said we only have to win 54% of the time!

It happens 54% of the time…Pt 2

It’s opening day for the Mariners and we remember the end of last year when Jerry Dipoto of the Ms said we only have to win 54% of the time!

Eclipse tourism!

The towns that happen to be in the path of totality for the eclipse in April are set to make big money!

An old woman thought she rescued a baby hedgehog!

An elderly British woman scooped up what she thought was a baby hedgehog needing help! She took it to animal welfare, and they informed her that she brought in a pom-pom top from a hat!

I Can’t Believe its News 3/28/24 early

A man was rescued after spending 30 hours stuck in the sewer system…police in South Korea spent over an hour trying to catch an ostrich that was running through the streets…and a prisoner turned in a really bad urine sample!!