Jet ski/ Sea-doo stories!

Here are a couple emails regarding things going wrong while on a jet ski or sea-doo!

Brad got a goat poop facial

While cleaning out the goat pen with his wife, Brad got hit in the face with a snow shovel full of goat pen filth!

I Can’t Believe its News 8/6/24 early

A woman assaulted her man with a soft-shell tortilla…a man assaulted his mom with a bowl of spaghetti…and a man tried to steal a decorative turtle from a someone’s backyard!

I Can’t Believe its News 8/6/24 late

2 men on a South African Air force base were attacked by a leopard…a man stabbed his friend with a broken golf club…and a woman was unhappy that a storm water pipe ran thru her property, so she filled in with concrete an caused her neighborhood to flood!

Tuesday’s Trash 8/6/24

Adele stopped her concert to show an Olympic race on the big screens…a rumor has it that Ben Affleck left J-Lo because of something found in the FBI raid on Diddy…and Metallica’s James Hetfield sings Enter Sandman while on helium!

Monday’s 9:30 Knucklehead 8/5/24

The guy who tried to rob a bank through the drive-up window!

Brad’s chance meeting with Aerosmith!

A crazy set of circumstances led to a 15- or 16-year old Brad meeting Aerosmith!

Animals Attack 8/5/24

Bizarre stories from the animal kingdom…today we read about a man who tried to save a rattlesnake in the middle of the road, and he wound up in a coma! No good deed goes unpunished!

I Can’t Believe its News 8/5/24 early

A wedding was forced to proceed without the rings because the ring bearing owl flew off with them…a flight was canceled because the pilot got arrested right before takeoff…and a man bit into his Taco Bell order and bit into someone’s nose ring!!

I Can’t Believe its News 8/5/24 late

A man robs a bank though the drive-up window…a McDonald’s employee started a dumpster fire because he was overwhelmed with how busy it was…and someone left 9 pounds of meth in a rental car!