Woman divorces man after hubby wont install a toilet!

A woman in India is divorcing her man because he wont install a toilet in their home!

How animals reacted to the eclipse!

There were a couple reports of animals acting somewhat bizarrely during the big eclipse yesterday. 

I Can’t Believe it’s News 8/22/17 early

A crook got busted when he stopped to masturbate…a naked woman cut a fisherman’s line and stole his lure…and a woman showed up to her DUI hearing and blew a .237!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 8/22/17 late

A waitress got a lottery ticket tip worth $100,000…a woman was trapped in her pool until help came via her I-pad…and an 800 year old stone coffin was broken when parents put their kid in it for a picture!

Tuesday’s Trash 8/22/17

Someone hacked into Lindsay Vonn’s phone and stole naked pix of her and Tiger Woods….and Tommy Lee joined the mile high club again but this time it was on an American Airlines flight!

Monday’s 9:30 Knucklehead 8/21/17

The guy who invited a girl over because his wife was out of town and his new friend stole $50,000 worth of his wife’s jewelry!

The eclipse song

A rock n roll rip-off about all the hype leading up to the solar eclipse!

Totally wasted news 8/21/17

Our buddy “Stoney Joe” tells us about his big plans for the eclipse today!

A recap of the Tom Petty show Friday night!

From the flight down…to the massive lines to get in…to the grasshoppers we ate…to the sound system cutting out….a recap of the great Petty show!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 8/21/17 late

All the stolen loot fell out of the back of the getaway truck when they didn’t lock the rear doors…a drunk crashed into 17 parked cars…and the only thing damaged in the break in was his trombone!