The time seagulls destroyed a hotel room in Victoria!

A man was banned for 17 years from The Fairmont Empress hotel in Victoria after 30-40 seagulls invaded his room to eat pepperoni!

The cruise from hell!

Passengers aboard the Norwegian Sun arrived in Victoria BC after 16 days at sea where the ship was constantly under construction!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 4/5/18 late

A man thought he had a beer belly but it was a 30 pound cancerous tumor!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 4/5/18 early

A woman tried to set her ex on fire on Easter…the zombie raccoons of Ohio…and a train carrying 10 million pounds of human waste has been stuck in Alabama for 2 weeks!

Thursday’s Trash 4/5/18

Dire Straits singer/ guitarist Mark Knopfler will not participate in their Rock Hall induction…and Stormy Daniels says she can describe Trump’s junk “in great detail”

Wednesday’s 9:30 Knucklehead 4/4/18

The guy in England who was filmed having sex with the golf course…not ON the course…but WITH the course…as he made sweet love to the 9th hole!

Expensive dogs!

A story in the news reported that a dog worth $9000 was stolen from the back of a truck. We decided to try to find the most expensive dog in our audience!

The headless chicken lives!

There is a story out about a chicken that got it’s head cut off and it’s still alive after 9 days!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 4/4/18 early

A man was video taped having sex with the 9th hole on a golf course…and Whidbey Island 911!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 4/4/18 late

A mugger definitely jumped the wrong guy…2 girls got DUIs after they traded off driving drunk…and a woman found out her biological father was actually her mom’s fertility doc!