John is trying new things!

First John told me he was doing yoga…then he said he picked up the acoustic guitar…and it’s also time for a colonoscopy!

Newts are risking death to have sex!

The annual newt migration forces the male newt to cross the freeway to get to the female newts…and it is a dangerous proposition!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 4/17/18 early

A stoner got stuck in an elevator shaft…a woman brought her pet raccoon to the fire dept because it ate too much weed…and a drunk at an old folks home just wanted to hear some Willie Nelson!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 4/17/18 late

A woman had a crack smoking tire gauge stashed in her lady parts…a guy asked the cashier what would happen if he stole some beer right before he stole it…and a girl caught her roommate stealing her underwear and stuffing them in a pillow!

Tuesday’s Trash 4/17/18

Night Court’s Harry Anderson is dead at 65…Heartbreaker’s guitarist MIke Campbell talks about joining Fleetwood Mac…and Stormy Daniels stripped just down the street from Mar-a-lago

Monday’s 9:30 Knucklehead 4/16/18

The man who got busted for a totally different crime by his own car’s dash cam when the police looked at it after a crash!

Comedian Craig Gass in studio!

Craig has 2 shows on Saturday night at the underground! Lately he has tried out for SNL and done voice work for Family Guy!

Kink.com had a garage sale!

The adult video company Kink.com had a garage sale last weekend. A torture rack, a cadaver table, toys and a 6 foot human hamster wheel were just some of the items that had people lined up around the block!

Court orders shared custody of dog!

A Judge in Florida ordered two neighbors to share custody of a 4 year old black lab!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 4/16/18 early

A man got busted by his own dash cam…a fire alarm at a BDSM club forced everyone from the fetish club into the streets…and a stolen front end loader was destroying cars in a Walmart parking lot!