The 9:30 Knucklehead of the Week 6/1/18

The televangelist who told his congregation he needed $54 million to buy a new jet to take his sermons to the world!

Doctor Doctor 6/4/18

Bizarre stories from the medical world…today a man told doctors he had slipped in the shower and that’s how the 6 inch shower wand wound up stuck in his backside!

Thursday’s 9:30 Knucklehead 5/31/18

The woman who chose to shave her legs while sitting in a public pool filled with people!

The “bionic” rocker!?

A conversation started this morning about assembling a “bionic” rocker….taking all the best, most iconic features of our favorite rockers and putting them all into one body….whose lips would you use? Whose hair? Whose legs…hands, teeth….

You can now buy flamethrowers in California

Elon Musk has started selling a new line of personal flamethrowers in California…this should go over well huh?

I Can’t Believe it’s News 5/31/18 early

A 114 yr old man says he wants to quit smoking cigarettes…a plane made an emergency landing after a man smoked a joint in the bathroom…and a drunk driver said she’s ok because Jesus drank wine too!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 5/31/18 late

A woman tells cops that she’s not drunk, she was just smoking crack…they have arrested the serial toilet clogger in Wisconsin…and a video shows a woman shaving her legs in a public pool full of people!

Thursday’s Trash 5/31/18

Jeff Goldblum plays the piano and has a jazz cd coming out soon…more tweeting from Rosanne…and Sharon Osbourne says every time Ozzy brought home a Ferrari she would immediately sell it!

Wednesday’s 9:30 Knucklehead 5/30/18

The guy in Alaska who robbed a bank and then got busted when he sat down outside the bank to count his money!

John has a neighbor who is a hoarder!

Should John get involved somehow or leave them to their business? Calls and emails try to point John in the right direction!