The fat monkey is losing weight!

He goes by the name “Uncle Fatty” but this macaque monkey has been put on a diet and now he is losing big poundage!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 8/17/17 early

A wanted man turned himself in so he could have a new mugshot…someone stone thousands of dollars worth of Nutella…and a crazy woman drove 70 MPH with her husband on the hood of the car!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 8/17/17 late

A middle school mom was doing coke in the kid’s pick up line…another mom was teaching her 12 yr old how to shoplift…and a man says he was driving drunk because his Dr. told him too and he had a note!

Thursday’s Trash 8/17/17

Ted Nugent and David Crosby been hating on each other…Tom Cruise broke his ankle during a movie stunt…and more thoughts on the anny of Elvis’ passing.

Wednesday’s 9:30 Knucklehead 8/16/17

The 2 radio stations in Guam who mistakenly aired a couple nuclear warnings and scared everyone!

Animals Attack 8/16/17

This one hits close to home as Friday Harbor’s beloved harbor seal named “Popeye” has bitten a 71 yr old fisherman!

Anatomy of a song: Long cool woman

Marc Myers of the WSJ writes a piece called “Anatomy of a song” and today we read his breakdown of a classic song from the Hollies!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 8/16/17 late

A guy said the movie “Purge” made him do meth and throw rocks off of the roof…a man attacked people with a machete over a movie they had watched…and a man with a wife and a mistress has it all come apart!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 8/16/17 late

A man takes a nail from a nail gun in the chest…2 Guam radio stations mistakenly aired a couple nuclear warnings…and a a man shows the cashier how well his male enhancement pills were working!

Wednesday’s Trash 8/16/17

It’s been 40 years since Elvis Presley died…Ric Flair had colon surgery…and one of the Deadliest Catch captains has called it a career!