Wednesday’s 9:30 Knucklehead 5/15/19

The guy at the Judo Championships who got DQ’d after his cellphone fell out of his gi while locked in competition!

1 Star YELP reviews from the Golden Corral

People in Puyallup were lined up around the block this morning for the grand opening of a Golden Corral. We thought this to be a good time to get familiar with the GC!

A farmer was forced to cut his own leg off!

A 63 yr old farmer from Nebraska got his leg caught in an auger and realized the only way he was gonna live was to use his pocketknife to cut off his lower leg!

The guy with 189 rock bands tattooed on his arm!

We met Scott in Stanwood yesterday because he wanted to sign up for the concert ticket give away! Turns out Scott has at least 189 different bands inked on his arm!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 5/15/19 early

Customs busted a man with all kinds of reptiles because he was “walking funny”…a man got body slammed after he stole a parking spot from a professional wrestler…and someone stole a Ryder truck full of caskets!

I Can’t Believe it’s News 5/15/19 late

Chicago police are warning people about “zombie raccoons”…a man stole a rare Ferrari while out on a test drive…and Whidbey Island 911!

Wednesday Trash 5/15/19

Tim Conway is dead…Roger Daltrey of The Who ripped a guy for smoking pot in the front row…and Eric Clapton covered Prince in concert!

Tuesday’s 9:30 Knucklehead 5/14/19

The man who had his car stolen…but lied and told police his 3 yr old daughter was inside the car so the cops would search harder for the car!

The naughty NAVY pilots cockpit transcripts!

We have the transcripts from the pilots of Naval Air Station Whidbey who used their jet contrails to form a giant penis in the sky!

The neighbor had a _____ in his yard!?

Inspired by yesterday’s 9:30 Knucklehead who was landing a helicopter in his backyard….we ask for other unbelievable stories about your neighbors!