9:30 Knucklehead

Tuesday’s 9:30 Knucklehead 8/30/22

The guy who was killed by a mother lion when he tried to steal her two white lion cubs from the zoo!

The man who took a stolen forklift for a drive on the freeway!

The man who got arrested for hiring a prostitute while he was on his honeymoon!

The 2 guys who tried to dine & dash from Waffle House before busting up a nearby helicopter!

The guy who pulled a gun and stole the purse of the woman he was on a first date with the other night!

The man who tried to carjack someone on the freeway. It didn’t go as planned and the cops showed up as he was hit by a car and then a semi!

The disgruntled customer who attacked some Papa John’s employees with a pizza paddle!

The Pastor who slammed his congregation for not giving enough money for him to buy a luxury watch!

The man who tried to outrun the cops in a stolen excavator that tops out at around 2 MPH!

The fishing capt who fell asleep and ran his boat aground!