9:30 Knucklehead

Thursday’s 9:30 Knucklehead 1/25/18

Today the award went to the mailman in the Maserati! He stole so many credit cards in the mail that he could afford to drive that sports car!

The people behind the botox scandal at Saudi Arabia’s camel beauty pageant where 12 camels were disqualified!!

The 2 brothers in Alabama (who were way old enough to know better) got in a big fight over the size of their pieces of cheesecake!

The guy in Hawaii who accidentally sent out the message warning people that the missiles are on their way!

The burglar who his suing the store he broke into because he had hurt his testicles in the robbery!

The guy in New Jersey who got a DUI on Saturday night because he was behind the wheel whacked out on “Catnip Cocktail”

The 20 people who started brawling at a pizza place over a missing cellphone…that was in the lost and found the whole time

The guy in Hawaii who pushed the missile launch warning button and freaked everybody out on Saturday!

The award goes to the HOA that told it’s residents they must leave their garage doors open all day!

The woman who is facing a possible life in prison term for destroying a bunch of pricey artwork while she was blind drunk on a first date!