NAME: Pooner Clark
BIRTHPLACE: Idaho Falls, Idaho (home of the famous potatoes).
HEIGHT: 6’2″
EYES: Dreamy Blue with floaters
HAIR: Stormwater Blonde
PANT SIZE: Waist 35″ Inseam 32″ (It irritates Pooner that “Big and Tall” means “Fat”.)
Pooner enjoys enjoys Thai food, wonders why child-proof devices are no longer needed on lighters, and realizes you need to make a major investment in your shoes.
POONER LIKES:
- Classic Rock
- Breakast cereals with freeze-dried strawberries in them
- Peanut Butter Cookies
- Therapeutic Massage
- Chewy Candy
POONER DISLIKES:
- Rap Music
- Being called “dude” or “dawg”
- Power outages (“I need my computer!)
- Oily Gulf Seafood
- Always being next in line when someone needs a price check or can’t get their debit card to work.
Picture courtesy of Yary Photography
