Dateline Michigan: A woman and some Bridal Boutique workers got into a dispute over a wedding dress and the next thing you know the Jerry Springer Show breaks out.

According to a National Enquirer story Betty White did some nudie pics back in the 40’s.  And I’m not referring to the 1840’s.  Although I have no doubt Andrew Jackson would have made a play for a young Betty White.  Anyway, she needed the dough and blah, blah blah.  Here’s the story…

The San Diego dude w/ the accelerator- jammed- blue Prius reminded me of this Jeff Dunham bit.

The “baseball mad” city of St. Louis and Missouri state legislators decided in 1999 that Mark McGwire was bigger than Tom Sawyer, Huck Finn & their creator Mark Twain.  So they renamed “Mark Twain Highway” as “Mark McGwire Highway.”  What the “Huck?”

Well I guess the lawmakers didn’t buy McGwire’s recent tear-stained apology because “Mark Twain Highway” returns…maybe.

How do we get his kind of action on King 5 News?

The Vancouver 2010 people are selling just about everything used in the Olympics.  You can get autographed jerseys, ski-bibs, game-used pucks and even medal podiums.

Last time I checked the Roberto Luongo jersey was going for over $2,000.

Even the giant inflatable Beaver from the Closing Ceremonies is for sale. Wouldn’t having that decoration on the front lawn next Christmas make the neighbors jealous?

Is this cool or cruel?

Here’s how they wash dogs and cats in Japan.

The Erin Andrews Dancing With The Stars workout pics have been released. Check ‘em out…

A New Jersey family was told to cover up their nude snow woman sculpture after someone complained.

Somewhere in all of this is a joke about “accumulating inches.”

Sounds like they’re hiring ‘em right out of pre-K at JFK air traffic control.

No wonder Sully retired today.