I Can't Believe It's News
A guy gets fired from Waffle House for masturbating at work…and Whidbey Island 911!
A guy gets awarded $2400 after biting into a “hard crouton”…a guy stole a lawnmower from Walmart and drove it 10 miles…and a guy robbed Subway so he could buy a different sandwich across the street!
A woman caught on tape curling her hair while driving…a guy gets arrested after his wedding on way to the reception…and a man almost burns down his house trying to make a you tube video!
2 guys trying to get the perfect selfie broke a centuries old statue…a man collapses after 14 days on the computer…and a pizza guy who really deserves a tip!
A hospital apologizes for throwing away an amputated leg…a woman loses her job for what she posted on facebook…and a guy gets fired for watching too much porn at work!
Cops bust a stoner by his “to do” list…a prisoner punches a couple guards as he is getting released from prison…and a guy steals a man’s gold chain then goes back to confront him when he finds out the chain was fake!
A man hangs up on the Pope, TWICE! A kid sets fire to the computer lab at school…and a city councilman from Texas used the restroom while wearing a live microphone during a meeting!
A grandma gets in trouble for rocking too loud…a teen creates chaos after stealing a street sweeper…and a couple gets busted having sex in a library bathroom!
A guy gets busted driving a van with no windows, doors or license plates…a couple find out their home was used for a drug fueled orgy…and Calgary Flames fans need to be reminded to wear pants!
Some drug dealers get busted for having a squirrel…a high school baseball coach gets suspended for having his players spit in his face…and a man shoots himself in the foot on purpose!