I Can't Believe It's News
A 2 million dollar house must be torn down…a big cougar was stalking a school…and Whidbey Island 911
A woman attacks her man for talking in his sleep…a man gets busted with an ounce of pot in his fat roll…and a guy gets popped again for having sex with a pool toy!
Naked car surfing…a kid brings a grenade to school…and a man loses some of his junk in a hospital mix up!
A guy gets busted sexting a cop…a man tries to ride a stolen forklift home…and dads want strippers for Father’s day!
A guy bribes a prostitute with a salad…a woman steals 8 lobsters by putting them in her pants…and a man sells his cheating wife’s wedding dress
A man was shooting at the moon…a woman pulled her breasts out one too many times…and a guy says his junk got stuck in a vent while he was painting!
A huge drug bust at a former Steelers house…a prostitution bust at the library…and a woman says her Hello Kitty collection keeps her from getting a boyfriend!
A drunk woman sleeps through a train rolling over her…a man was shooting at a groundhog in his house…and twin sisters get busted for DUI
A Waffle House waitress gets a $1000 tip…Chicago area schools need spellcheck…and an ambulance driver stops to pick up hitchhikers
Some kids hack into an ATM…a guy assaults his brother with a pot plant…and a teacher pulls a knife on students and demands they take him to Jack in the Box!