I Can't Believe It's News
The 60 yr old retired man from Florida who joined the cops in a high speed car chase because he wanted to “help”
A 50 yr old woman assaults her limo driver on her bday…an retired guy joins the cops in a high speed chase because he “wants to help”…and 30 girls fight over 1 boy!
A mom gets busted with cocaine at her kid’s school…a woman steals a marital aide because her husband won’t touch her…and a bunch of goats get fired!
A man smuggles 40 turtles in his pants…a fugitive tries to chew off his fingerprints…and a 21 yr old gets busted honoring her late grandma!
A cop gets busted putting himself in a naked choke hold…a couple passes out at the Steak and Shake…and a stripper robbed 2 banks!
A guy impersonates a walmart worker to steal tvs…a guy blacked out and got a huge tattoo on his leg…and a man falls asleep in a pharmacy after robbing it for sleeping pills!
A mom smuggles drugs inside a bible to her son in prison…a robber leaves 7-11 with nothing because there was no cashier there…and a brawl on Valentine’s day at Olive Garden!
A prisoner tries to hire a hit man named Joanie Pepperoni…a sculpture is being removed because texters keep walking into it…and a woman stole a city bus after being told to quit smoking!
A woman has her Tim Horton’s prize stolen by a facebook friend…a man cuts his own junk off…and a restaurant owner bans all bankers!
A man stole a city bus after locking his keys in his car…a guy shows up stark naked at the Nashville airport…and an all out brawl at Chuck E Cheese!