I Can't Believe It's News
A guy shoots himself in the face while drinking…a girl need the jaws of life to remove her from a school locker…and girls at the “bunny ranch” want Obamacare!
A guy goes on a 2 year mushroom “trip”…a guy bites off his brother’s nose in a fight…and a man gets a toilet paper holder stuck up his butt!
A prisoner breaks out to go to the dentist…a topless barber finds herself in trouble…and a mom is drinking while breastfeeding
An all black friday edition!
A new gated homeless community…beer thieves try to escape down a fire escape…and punks break into a smoke shop for potpurri!
Santa busted for groping…a man uses his Playstation to broadcast images of his naked wife… and NYC won’t put up with drunken Santas!
A woman who was arrested 396 times says she is going straight…a George Clooney look alike turns down sex for money…and a guy wants to sell Jesus’s toenails!
A waiter’s apron causes a mall evacuation…an amazing dog rescue…and a woman lights off bottle rockets in her car!
A guy baically takes his own mugshot…an employee gets paid too much over and over again…and the new diet fad is eating cotton balls soaked in OJ!
A town forgets to have elections…a man steps in to marry a woman when the groom doesn’t show….and a man catches his wife making meth with another man!