I Can't Believe It's News
A toaster that puts your face on the bread…bad sex leads to a shooting…and racing stolen go-carts through town!
A bunch of weed gets mailed to the wrong house…a woman on meth was trippin in Seattle…and a couple has sex on the sidewalk in front of a church!
A couple has their wedding day spoiled by a flasher…a woman on heroin was doing yoga in the road…and a drunk gets gored at a rodeo!
A man finds a rat in his wrap…a man who wrote a book about running with the bulls got gored…and a man divorced his wife on their wedding night
A guy leads police on a wild car chase…a girl accidentally sexts her dad…and a man got busted for leaving his 11 yr old home alone with a loaded pistol!
A couple finds a man naked and high on acid in their house…a fitting send off for a graffiti legend…and a woman with a stolen horse drinking stolen beer!
A guy accidentally got locked in jail all weekend…a man escapes prison in a laundry basket…and a man’s comment about the Washington Redskins puts him in jail!
A couple calls 911 on their cat…a crook gets busted by the phone number on his shirt…and a deputy gets fired after taking the inmates out to watch fireworks!!
A woman got in trouble after shopping in walmart for 13 hours…a cow assaulted a cop in Mt Vernon…and the woman behind a sexy mugshot gets busted again
A woman had a pen removed after swallowing it 6 months ago…American Apparel apologized for their social media on the 4th…and Whidbey Island 911