I Can't Believe It's News
A German man needed firefighters to cut 13 rings off of his junk…and some neighbors try reasoning with a man who is constantly having very loud sex!
A burglar left his business card behind at the crime scene…a woman was smuggling cocaine in her breast implants…and a brawl breaks out on a plane after some women crank up a boom box!
A man googled “How to rob a bank” before trying it out…a police stand off ended when the 75 yr old suspect fell asleep…a cops are led on a high speed chase by a guy in a “just married” car!
A guy picks the wrong woman to try to rob…a guy gets busted stealing coins from a fountain after his meth pipe falls out…and a full brawl inside a pet store!
A kid named James Bond gets busted…a cruise ship is delayed because someone was hit with a champagne cork…and a naked woman dancing on a truck stops traffic in Houston!
A man has spent $100 grand fighting a $250 speeding ticket…a man falls 11 stories and lives to tell it…and a woman got a DUI when she was pulled over with a 15 ft tree embedded in the hood of her car!
The 60 yr old retired man from Florida who joined the cops in a high speed car chase because he wanted to “help”
A 50 yr old woman assaults her limo driver on her bday…an retired guy joins the cops in a high speed chase because he “wants to help”…and 30 girls fight over 1 boy!
A mom gets busted with cocaine at her kid’s school…a woman steals a marital aide because her husband won’t touch her…and a bunch of goats get fired!
A man smuggles 40 turtles in his pants…a fugitive tries to chew off his fingerprints…and a 21 yr old gets busted honoring her late grandma!