I Can't Believe It's News
A man was masturbating in the drive thru…a man was shooting his bow and arrow in a hotel room…and a man urinates on a crowded patio!
A guy fakes a kidnapping so he can go out with the guys…a neighbor’s loud sex makes things awkward…and a grandpa picks up the wrong girl from school
A woman left her purse full of cocaine at a Foot Locker…a pricing error allows a woman to geta GREAT deal at Home Depot…and a shop is offering vibrators for laid off Govt workers
A lawyer says his client is too fat to come to court…a man gets crushed by a 1000 pounds of bacon…a judge sentences a man to 3 years of no dating!
A woman escapes a kidnapping by jumping thru the drive thru window…a half naked woman busted for DUI w a box of wine…and a Waffle House jewelry heist!
Prison officials leave inmates in a van with the keys…a man almost kills himself with a pickax…and a knucklehead tries stealing from a petstore!
Are ovaries bad for driving…a road rage incident caught on tape…and a fencing instructor stops a mugging!
An 80 yr old man dressed as a woman robs Walmart…a woman steals 3 million bucks in her bra…and a couple dies having sex on the railroad tracks!
A 3 yr old brings a bunch of pot to school…a cheating husband gets his wife back thru facebook…and sentencing day for the couple who had sex at Home Depot!
A candle store fronts for a prostitution ring…a dominatrix tricks men into working her farm…and teachers in Arkansas are forced to wear underwear and shoes!