I Can't Believe It's News
A hair stylist was so unhappy with the job she did that she ran crying into the bathroom…a guy drove his truck thru his living room on purpose…and a profane parrot has neighbors upset!
A woman keeps playing her video game even after giving birth…a guy robs a credit union to bail his girl out of jail…and Subway is using DNA to “mark” people who rob the store!
Mourners follow the wrong hearse…a billionaire hires a porn star as his personal assistant for the next 15 yrs…and a teacher lets his class watch 50 shades of grey
Some whacked out guys get lost in a city park…a UPS man delivers 4 pounds of pot to a guy while the cops are there…and a 70 yr old guy gets caught with a prostitute under his bed!
An all bad parents edition…2 stories of leaving kids behind and 1 dad trying to scam the girl scouts!
A homeless man walks into court and calls the judge an “A-hole”…a drunk man was running naked thru the night…and a hearse dops the body in the middle of the street!
An all bad girls edition of ICBN
A guy calls the cops to see if they found his cellphone at the scene of the crime…a woman causes thousands in damage trying to get a red bull…and a DNA test proves there were 2 fathers for a woman’s twins!
A guy gets fired from Waffle House for masturbating at work…and Whidbey Island 911!
A guy gets awarded $2400 after biting into a “hard crouton”…a guy stole a lawnmower from Walmart and drove it 10 miles…and a guy robbed Subway so he could buy a different sandwich across the street!