I Can't Believe It's News
A cop shoots off his own finger…a dad cuts off the dreds of his daughter’s boyfriend…and a woman steals a tv by putting it up her skirt!!
A fashion designer swallowed a pin when he started laughing…an old man gets mad at a bus driver and throws a grenade on the bus…and a waitress outs a porn star in front of her grandma
A kid shows up at school with dad’s cocaine stash…a woman gets a $10,000 fur coat at the drive thru…and a mom reports her son missing 20 years after he leaves to follow the Greatful Dead
A 5 yr old crashes a school bus…a man gets busted with 2000 pairs of stolen panties…and a woman cuts off her man’s junk TWICE!
A beer made with whale testicles…a woman sues because her pants didn’t cause her to orgasm…and a man gets caught on video urinating into a washing machine!
911 calls from Vancouver Island…a man gets busted trying to smuggle 94 I-phones taped to his body…and an old people fight ends with a stabbing to the neck!
A man comes home to find his wife fooling around…a woman sells her cheating husband’s sportscar…and a baby born with 2 front teeth!
A man threatens his family over yahtzee…a guy found 41 pounds of pot hidden in his dashboard…and Whidbey Island 911
A couple gets married 66 times…a man with a shirt advertising drugs gets busted for drugs…and a guy says his bank robberies were an “art” project!
A man gets much needed toilet paper via twitter….A HS soccer coach accidentally sends a sexual snapchat to his girls team…and a woman joins the search for a missing person and it turns out to be her!!