I Can't Believe It's News
A guy finds 10 pounds of bat guano in his ceiling…a monk was stealing money for his gambling habit and a shoplifting nun!
A guy stops during a high speed cop chase so he can smoke crack…another woman has mistaken her super glue for eye drops…and a woman can’t stop eating the foam from her armchair!
A man was arrested after trying to get a girl’s attention by firing his gun…a bank robber got busted by a GPS unit that was slipped into the cash bag…and a teacher gets in trouble surfing for lingerie in class!
A 74 yr old guy got a DUI after claiming he wasn’t familiar with the alphabet…a couple wearing only lingerie tried robbing a Walmart…and a witness to a crime turned into the one arrested because he wouldn’t shut up!
A teenager takes a 9 ton front end loader on a 22 mile joyride…a guy has his car stolen when he takes a girl on an ice cream date…and a brawl breaks out during “women’s day” at the horse track!
A guy claims he is Taylor Swift’s husband…a woman flashes the cops and her crack pipe fell out…and a couple dug through 8 tons of garbage to find a diamond ring!
A woman tries to escape the RCMP on an ice floe…a man gets busted for bashing his head into a brick wall…and a Montana town says a sign maker is all bass-ackwards!
A woman goes on a big spending spree after mistakenly thinking she had won the lotto…the town of Hell Michigan is up for sale…and a typo foils a billion dollar scam!
A naked woman threatens a neighbor with a garden hoe…a guy led cops on a high speed chase then pooped and peed in the cop car…and a cop was behind a cabbie who was getting mugged!
Fish were raining from the sky in Australia…a “prophet” mistakenly thought he could control African lions…and the Russian company that offers a “boobygram” messaging service!