I Can't Believe It's News
A woman poses as a nurse for over a year…a woman stabs her man in the neck after finding naked pix of another woman on his phone…and a woman gets hit by a train because she is too busy texting!
A shelter chooses a very unfortunate name…a guy takes his neighbors to a football game with a credit card stolen from the same neighbors…and a teen spends the $30,000 mistakenly deposited in his account!
An 11 yr old comes to school dressed as a 50 shades of grey character…a massive brawl at Chuck E Cheese…and kid ate so much licorice his brain started to swell!
The madam of illegal butt injections was found guilty…someone stole a whole bunch of cheese…and a woman tries to steal an entire display case of jewelry
A woman foils a robbery by disabling the getaway car…a soccer jersey maker offends all women…and Whidbey Island 911
A guy gets too drunk to remember who bit his nose off…cops catch a wanted man after he posts his whereabouts on his FB page…and cops looking for a crying baby realize the noise was a baby goat!
The hottest burger in the world?? A man sets fire to his friend’s house when he can’t get a ride to the liquor store…and a prisoner who goes by the name “Babynuts”
A mom gets busted serving her daughter a margarita…a guy wrecks his car chasing an owl…and a man loses his testicles.
A bank robber stops into a cop filled donut shop…a woman gets revenge on the coworkers who stole her lunch…and details on Portland’s “Kinkfest”
A mom brings her kid to an orgy…a jar of Nutella was responsible for starting a fire…and now there is an app for sharing your farts!