I Can't Believe It's News
An 18 ft oarfish surfaces in Cali…a man racks up a 320,000 bill at a strip club…and a 150 lb tortoise fails to cross a 4 lane freeway!
A man was assaulted by his toilet…Joey Chestnut won the “pig brain” eating contest…and a guy gets busted taking “cellfies” iwhile in jail!
A creepy peeper…a psychologist gives his computer to a prostitute…and a whacked out wedding crasher!
A ranch dressing rage….a Somali pirate gets played…and the “Snuggle house”
A man attacks 3 Disney characters with a pipe…a woman was so drunk she couldn’t get out of her car…and a man cuts off his own junk with a saw??!!
A guy calls 911 after someone at work ate his jello…beer pong starts an apartment fire…and 2 referees get arrested at a football game!
A weatherman eats cat vomit on the air…a man gets stabbed in the eye during a threesome…and a wounded beaver walks into a bar!
A man crashes his truck at Taco Bell 4 times…a man was going 111 MPH because he had “explosive diarrhea”…and a guy almost dies while texting behind the wheel!
The White House is red faced over a typo…a man was so drunk he thought he was Peggy Hill from “King of the hill”…and a naked woman beats up a slushee machine!
A high school teacher was in playboy…a guy calls a stripper “snaggle-toothed” and gets a beatdown…and a man got his junk stuck in a toaster!