I Can't Believe It's News
The “Scarface” mansion is up for sale…cops taze a 77 yr old man…and a man shows up at a “booty call” already in progress!
A dog was driving a car…a man tattoos a fast food mascot on his butt…and a guy got whacked out on embalming fluid and danced naked in the street
A 90 year old drug mule…a woman becomes a Hooters waitress to prove a drunk guy wrong…and a pitbull attacks a man’s junk!
A “serial pooper” is on the loose…a man get tasered by his baby mamas…and Whidbey Island 911
There is a topless book club in NYC…a school principal gets fired for having sex with multiple partners…and a man claims he saw a UFO at a Springsteen concert.
A man mistakenly received a vasectomy…a couple got busted having sex on the lawn at a church…and a guy hands a cop a beer when he gets pulled over!
An eagle almost flew off with a couple’s small dog…a beatdown at Chuck E. Cheese…and Whidbey Island 911
A party invite goes viral and draws over 2000 people…a woman has sex with a stranger on the same plane her parents are on…and the lack of a toilet is grounds for divorce!
A woman calls cops over a nerf gun fight…a woman had a loaded pistol in her lady parts…and the “running of the chihuahuas”
Grandpa calls 911 on his lazy grandson…Sabastian Bach is pissed none of his facebook friends bought his new cd…and a man tried to rob a Waffle House with a pitchfork!