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Bizarre 911 calls…2 men cut off their hands trying scam insurance money…and a woman uses an ambulance as her personal taxi!
A DUI suspect offers a pretty weak excuse…an office worker performs an operation because the surgeon is gone…and a guy calls 911 after he has no money to pay his prostitute
A new fork tells you when you are eating too fast…a woman swallows a diamond in some champagne at a charity event…and the best part time job ever!
An old man beats a thief with a shovel then mocks him on craigslist…an off duty cop pulls a gun at a fast food joint…and a man sues a strip club in Portland!
A 79 yr old lady on her way to the DMV crashes into a Target store…a Walmart employee was turning tricks in the Walmart bathroom…and a teacher was caught peeing in a bottle in class!
A 31 hour standoff ends with a pack of cigarettes…Jesus shows up in a man’s laundry…and a bride to be bolts with all the pre-wedding gifts!
A school janitor finds a pipe bomb and brings it into the building…a first date ends in a carjacking…and a man gets busted with a pac-man game full of pot!
A teacher bites a child in daycare…a guy tries to take a sandwich called “the bomb” on a plane…and a girl doesn’t take her man’s “let’s just be friends” talk very well.
A woman trades sex for McDonalds…an angry customer comes back to a bar to throw dead animals inside…and a guy stole over 370,000 dollars worth of office supplies!!!
A woman holds her boss hostage…5 hunters put a t-shirt on a deer…and 2 guys get busted selling heroin on craigslist!