I Can't Believe It's News
A long time runaway cow returns…a farmer uses a blowup doll to keep deer out of his garden…and a company created a jewel that covers up your cat’s rectum!
A mother and daughter heroin bust…a man turns his hose on a couple of 80 year olds walking by…and a woman says she was only counterfeiting money because Obama said it was ok!
A guy steals a renaissance sword only to be tackled by 2 wenches…a guy accuses his wife of cheating on him with a sextoy…and a woman refuses to pay her bill because Jesus was gonna take the tab
A guy with 16 pounds of meth calls 911 on himself…a Maryland delegate gets busted for indecent exposure…and a guy steals a car and fixes it up before the owners get it back!
A member of a Scottish boy band passes out on a plane because he put on all the clothes in his luggage instead of paying a baggage fee…people are getting salmonella from kissing chickens…and an ice cream truck driver gets a DUI
People in Portland are hanging sextoys from the powerlines…a woman walks into a restaurant in her PJs and starts drinking other people’s wine…and a man steals a hospital operating table.
A man sues over his 6 hour erection…a guy wins big and tips his bookie then comes back wanting that money after a losing streak…and a woman mistakenly drinks air freshener thinking it is booze!
A woman freaks out when the Taco Bell wi-fi isn’t working…a man was found naked with a bunch of pigs…and a man gets busted for trying to get freaky with a horse!
A bull help cops nab a crook…a dog had 62 hair bands and 8 pairs of panties removed from his stomach…and a woman had 12 people in her car when she got a DUI
A guy gets 2 90 MPH tickets in a matter of minutes…a high school principal checks out doing what he loved most…and on the 4th of July a naked man stole a police cruiser!