I Can't Believe It's News
The man with the 132 pound scrotum is dead…Hawaii says there will be no more eating dogs and cats…and a man refuses to pay the female massage therapist he hired!
Miss Congeniality gets busted…a guy rents his apartment out to a stranger who hosts a sex party…and a man chained himself to a tollway oasis because he was conceived there!
A man tries to collect a debt with a BB gun…a family gets served a pizza with wacky mushrooms…and a father says he was just “praying” for that prostitute!
A clown breaks into a house…a woman finds a lizard head in her salad…and some teens steal $500 worth of ice cream from Seaworld!?
An animal attack case cancels school…stealing bananas is serious business…and a crook holds up a pizza joint at the wrong time!
A guy puts up a sign to keep people from urinating in his yard…2 real estate agents get busted having sex…and a trip to rehab ends up being a trip to jail!
A woman breaks out of prison to have sex…a guy steals money from his work and blows it at a casino…and an all out brawl at a gym!
A guy has a beer after being bitten by a poisonous snake…a plane is diverted by a couple on their honeymoon…and a barber in Colorado says “no pot smell or no haircut”
A guy blows a DUI off the charts…a guy banned from Hilton hotels…and victims of a car crash get attacked by bees!!
2 twins spend $200,000 to be even more similar…a guy gets stuck in the sewer trying to get a $20 bill…and Whidbey Island 911