I Can't Believe It's News
An art dealer forgets a million dollar painting on a train…a poop explosion levels a building…and some hunters are in trouble for using a motorized parachute
A man gets tased twice at a movie theater…a woman offers the cops some vodka when she gets pulled over…and a couple kids aged 8 and 9 burn down a playground!
A man sprays his neighbor with bear repellant…a man catches his own house on fire in a protest…and a gay 3some starts in a hot tub and ends in jail!
Hunters flip a coin over a dead deer…a woman’s “emotional support pig” gets a plane delayed…and Whidbey Island 911
A man with 2 broken legs was stranded in a canyon until he crawled out after 3 days…a game of monopoly leads to an arrest…and cops help a woman who was locked out and it turns into a drugbust!
A man falls 11 stories and lives…a man shows up drunk to a job interview and stabs his potential boss…and a married woman swears she didn’t set up an online dating profile
Some lawmakers in Poland outlaw Winnie the Pooh…a man offers to be your Thanksgiving date to help ladies avoid relationship questions…and a very pregnant couple gets caught having sex at the hospital!
A man calls 911 to try to get out of a traffic ticket…a woman resorts to taking her dead husbands ashes to T-mobile to get his contract cancelled…and a guy gets run over twice in the McDonalds drive thru
A man divorces his wife while at the wedding…a dog urinates all over a Lane Bryant store…and Whidbey Island 911
A man hits on the nurse who helped deliver his wife’s baby…a crook gets busted by coca-cola…and a student has a bizarre way of relieving stress before a test!