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A logger cuts down telephone poles by mistake…a cop gets busted soliciting oral favors from an undercover in his dept…and a man survives going thru a wood chipper!
A woman flushes lottery winnings down the toilet…a woman gets arrested after applying for a job…and some old man was “lovin it” at McDonalds
A man having sex with a cow tries to explain…a man flushes millions worth of fake casino chips down toilet…and cigarettes and gas pumps are a bad mix!
A guy goes to the hospital after pouring gasoline on a campfire…and a food fight sends a woman into surgery!
A woman driving drunk pulls into the cop shop…a football promotion costs a furniture store 600,000 dollars…and a woman shot her husband at an MLK day rally!
A babysitter tattoos the kids…teeth lead to an arrest…and some adulterers get caught in the act!
Tattoos expose a fraud…2 brothers stab each other over a can of pepsi…and toilet paper leads to a house fire!
An old man reads his obit in the paper…a woman calls in a fake 911 call so she can hook up with her cop boyfriend…and a man blows up tires with his nose!
A car crash makes a pregnant woman go into labor…a pregnant nun has some questions to answer…and talking and driving gets a man 30 years in jail
What was a man wearing only boxer shorts doing on the hood of a woman’s car….2 cops have their sex hideaway uncovered…and Whidbey Island 911