I Can't Believe It's News
An elementary school teacher was “super drunk”…2 lost hikers were high on meth…and a woman got busted stealing a Bible
2 peeping Tom’s busted at a movie theater…a man gets in trouble for not flushing the toilet on a plane…and a naked woman breaks into a house thru a doggy door!
A man falls asleep during a break in…a guy calls 911 over 80 times for some Kool-aid…and a dude blows his life’s savings trying to win a carnival game!!
A man on meth was carpet crawling at Burlington Coat Factory…3 guys catch a 270 lb shark by hand…and a man was busted with 300 gallons of human urine
Climbers get into a fight on Mt Everest…a man has a 132 pound growth removed from his scotum…and a man lets his 9 yr old son drive his ferrari!
A fails in his attempt to jump to his death…a man with tourette’s keeps saying “bomb” on a plane…and a man is in the hospital after trying to hunt squirrel.
Bizarre 911 calls…2 men cut off their hands trying scam insurance money…and a woman uses an ambulance as her personal taxi!
A DUI suspect offers a pretty weak excuse…an office worker performs an operation because the surgeon is gone…and a guy calls 911 after he has no money to pay his prostitute
A new fork tells you when you are eating too fast…a woman swallows a diamond in some champagne at a charity event…and the best part time job ever!
An old man beats a thief with a shovel then mocks him on craigslist…an off duty cop pulls a gun at a fast food joint…and a man sues a strip club in Portland!