I Can't Believe It's News
A guy calls 911 because he is lonely…a man tries to give away the mattress his wife cheated on him with….and a man’s proposal ends up all wet!
A threesome goes bad…a drunk gets 4 DUIs in 30 hours…and climbing does not mix well with drinking!
An 8th grader gets detention for sharing his school lunch…a man waits 44 hours in line for an Iphone 6 to save his marriage…and a reporter drops an F bomb on air and quits!
A beer cruise runs aground…a stolen cellphone goes off while the theif is in court…and a girl has surgery to add a third breast
A funeral home offers drive thru services…a man woke up in a field surrounded by donkeys…and cops are looking for a stripper named “Chocolate Chambers”
A car wreck was caused by the driver’s armpit hair getting lit on fire…brothers get busted after arguing over their grow-op…and a naughty nurse gets caught!
A couple puts their baby on a 2000 foot cliff…A guy puts his junk on a customer’s pizza
The garlic eating championships…and a guy robbed the tattoo parlor where he got a tattoo a month ago!
A crazy woman leads police on a boat chase…the breast implant shortage in Venezuela…and cars from a 3D printer someday??
A man goes into a rage because he missed the Taco Bell breakfast cut-off…a guy with 3 girlfriends gets found out…and opium smuggled inside bars of soap!