I Can't Believe It's News
A dog from a dog fighting op attacks the organizer…a couple had been together 80 years when they chose to get married…and a man spreads his wife’s ashes at Lens Crafters in the mall!
A fire chief who set off the emergency alert system for the pancake breakfast…a high school footballer got caught smoking pot in the locker room…a man caught on fire setting up halloween decorations!
An 18 ft oarfish surfaces in Cali…a man racks up a 320,000 bill at a strip club…and a 150 lb tortoise fails to cross a 4 lane freeway!
A man was assaulted by his toilet…Joey Chestnut won the “pig brain” eating contest…and a guy gets busted taking “cellfies” iwhile in jail!
A creepy peeper…a psychologist gives his computer to a prostitute…and a whacked out wedding crasher!
A ranch dressing rage….a Somali pirate gets played…and the “Snuggle house”
A man attacks 3 Disney characters with a pipe…a woman was so drunk she couldn’t get out of her car…and a man cuts off his own junk with a saw??!!
A guy calls 911 after someone at work ate his jello…beer pong starts an apartment fire…and 2 referees get arrested at a football game!
A weatherman eats cat vomit on the air…a man gets stabbed in the eye during a threesome…and a wounded beaver walks into a bar!
A man crashes his truck at Taco Bell 4 times…a man was going 111 MPH because he had “explosive diarrhea”…and a guy almost dies while texting behind the wheel!