I Can't Believe It's News
3 people gets busted for looting from tornado victims…a guy burns up his house trying to burn weeds with a torch…and a man almost dies syphoning gas with a shopvac!
A kid ODs on soy sauce…a car repair guy gets busted pleasuring himself in a car he supposed to be working on…and a golfer gets stabbed with a broken golf club!
A man shows up to propose to his girl while naked…some young kids get served mimosas…and a man embezzles to finance his escort service!
A copper thief gets busted by beer…a man gets ID’d by his stupid tattoo…and a woman headed to rehab causes a big scene
A lawnmower goes 130 MPH…a high speed motorcycle chase…and a priest has some explaining to do!
A spelling error spoils a senior prank…a man pulls a pistol as a prank…and 2 moms get in a brawl at a school talent show
A drunk biker gives the cop some bad info…a kid got kicked off a soccer team after a lightning storm…and a woman tries to stop 2 people having sex in a car
A town is going to mail you your dog’s poop…a woman faces disability fraud charges after appearing on the “price is right”…and someone stole a trunk load of sextoys!
A woman gets attacked by prostitutes…a man wakes up at his own funeral…and a man drives himself to the hospital after being shot in the face, TWICE!
Some prisoners try to get cellphones smuggled in via cat…a man tries to rob people with a gas pump…and a guy has 24,000 dollars worth of pot delivered to his house!