I Can't Believe It's News
A woman dislocated her jaw on a hamburger…a guy with the weirdest name ever gets busted…and a man is furious at the Arizona Cardinals!
A man dies after shooting off his junk…China is fining people for poor bathroom aim…and a woman has “ghosts” removed from her lady parts
A woman calls 911 for a pen…a man texting and driving hits a manure truck…and a woman eats a tapeworm to try to lose weight!
A man calls 911 28,000 times….a man steal thousands of dollars worth of quarters…and a guy wanted by police “likes” his own facebook pic on the police website!
The Oklahoma lottery put out a sex hotline number…the Texas prison system favors pigs over prisoners…and a guy goes to a vet for his foot problem!
The biggest drive thru burger ever…a man claims he was adopted by the Obamas…and a hazmat crew responds to a strip club???
A 911 dispatcher saves a woman’s wedding day…a man rides a horse into a bar…and a man passes out in a shipping container!
A bank robber with an unusual name…a vacationer just snaps…and a guy walks out of a jewelry store with 2 Rolex watches!
A waiter gives a diner the wrong card back and she goes shopping with it….a cop gets busted with his pants down…and a woman shows up drunk at court for her DUI case!
A teacher takes a student to get a genital piercing…people are stealing women’s hair….and a man almost castrates himself!