I Can't Believe It's News
A naked woman in the streets high on bath salts…. a man avoids having his house demoed by switching house numbers…and cops fired 29 cans of pepper spray at a woman high on drugs!
A woman finds a naked woman in her kitchen…an Italian restaurant goes out of business with rude sign…and a man burns down the house next door trying to kill wasps!
A big mix up at the hospital…a creepy peeping Tom story…and a man gets beaten with his own didgeridoo!
A man finds a snake in his 12 pack…someone buys 31,000 worth of gas on a Govt credit card…and a huge bbq fire!
A guy steals his date’s phone on the first date…the Gov of S. Carolina locked herself out…and a man gets an arson charge for cooking brats
What is causing all of the “orange” matresses in London…a man gets a samurai sword beatdown…and some college kids are looking for a MILF
A guy has his pot plants buckled up…a man’s pot plant booby trap backfires…and a direct tv installer catches a house on fire!
A bank robber falls 210 ft in a garbage chute…a man gets tased and has glass shards taken from his backside…and a woman had 5000 dollars up her butt!
The Denver zoo has stopped letting people feed the rhino…a drug dealer goes from bad to worse…and witnesses to a crime tweet instead of calling 911
A guy turns into a big coward when caught cheating…spray painting a stolen car isn’t enough to avoid getting caught…and a man shoots an arrow with pot into the city jail!