I Can't Believe It's News
Paying to have yourself kidnapped…a dog eats a man’s 500 bucks…and a guy buys 2 ferrets thinking they were poodles!
A man plants a bomb for his wife so he can win her back…a goat walks into a bar…and a man gets busted dipping his weed in embaming fluid!
3 gynecologists are in trouble for using a dishwasher…one man was extremely upset with the DOL…and 4 “big” women beat up a man after a night out drinking!
A man with a REALLY bad foot fetish…a dude was under the influence of bass and drums…and a guy literally puts his boot up a another man’s booty!
A man steals a thousand bucks worth of booze and hands it out…a driver was doublely distracted while driving…and a pot dealer tries to mask the pot smell with bounce dryer sheets!
An April fools prank backfires….the newspapers in Boston are beefing…and a man pawns his wedding ring to buy a hooker!
A guy steals over 100,000 dollars worth of perfume…a guy shows up for his DUI trial and winds up in more trouble…the TSA finds a hand grenade in some luggage!
An online date crashes and burns…a guy fires off a flare gun inside a walmart…and a pretzel shop worker gets a beatdown after giving the wrong dipping sauce!
A SWAT team breaks into the wrong house…moms brawl at an Easter egg hunt…and a guy gets arrested trying to prove he’s not a cop!
A man sleeping in a hammock gets hit by a car…a zoo allows people to mingle witht the animals…and Whidbey island 911