I Can't Believe It's News
A casino gets closed over a fake ebola scare…a drunk woman drives off right in front of a cop…and a guy claims an 80 yr old man attacked him with “kung pao”
A couple cannot be separated during sex…gunfire erupts during a game of beer pong…and a woman lied to 911 about her sister having ebola!
A man loses his hand in a washing machine accident and a 19 year old guy gets busted having sex with a stuffed animal at walmart
A man was busted throwing sex toys at people from his car…a couple pays an extra 120 grand to buy a house but only if they can keep the cat…and a guy gets busted for kidnapping a couple of flamingos
A burglar gets stuck breaking in…a naked meth head gets stuck in a tree…and a man goes commando at the dentist’s office
A man wears a “f*&k the police” shirt to court and wins…a woman steals 520 dollars from juror’s purses at the courthouse…and a man gets shot 15 minutes after he gets out of 15 years in prison!
2 great grandmas get in a fight at a hospital…a teacher quits her job so she can twerk professionally…and a man tries a very painful replacement for Viagra!
England’s oldest sex change patient…a man covers himself in tar to try to avoid police…and a man steals a train because he is mad at his workplace!
A guy shows up at court with 50 grams of pot…a woman’s candle in her car starts a gas station fire…and a man accidentally empties his gun into his neighbor’s house
A guy is still drunk at his arraingment…a HS quarterback gets sent to play for the other team…and a woman calls police to complain that her mugshot is “unflattering”