I Can't Believe It's News
A man throws a half million in gold in a dumpster…fish humming is keeping people awake…and there is scandal at the Brazilian Best Butt awards!
A man gets shot while in the outhouse…an old couple was tricked into trafficing meth…and a man goes into a burning house to rescue his beer!
2 guys take a sailboat out in a snow storm…a 55 yr old man was wearing a pink dress and make up at a high school homecoming…and a college TA sends out a very embarrassing email!
A bear shuts down a dentist’s office…a guy lost his girlfriend’s Super Bowl ring…and a woman goes shopping completely naked!
A woman gets arrested for a squirt gun attack…a car theif falls asleep on the job…and a man sets fire to a picture of shirtless men
Parents call police on their teenage daughters…some folks have a problem with the blonde beer that “goes down easy”…and a girl gets a DUI while a couple has sex in the backseat!
Another brawl at Chuck E Cheese…a guy dressed up as Ronald McDonald gets arrested…and a man calls in a bomb threat on his wedding day
A man gets arrested hitchhiking to a cop…a cop shoots at a squirrel at the dollar store…and bacon is bad for your sperm count!
A 33 yr old man spends 100,000 in plastic surgery to look like Justin Bieber…a mom uses her son’s stroller to commit crimes…and a 22 yr old man gets busted in bed with a 68 yr old lady
A mailman refuses to deliver because of a spider…some knucklehead boy scouts knock over a 29 million yr old boulder…and an employee steals lottery tix!