I Can't Believe It's News
A prostitute calls the cops to say that her pimp was talking rudely…a man gets busted having sex with a door…and 2 old people got busted for playing with their junk in a city park!
Superheros fight on the streets of Hollywood…a mother/daughter porn team are looking for a father/son team…and a woman gets ejected from a car while having sex!
Seahawks guard John Moffitt is not allowed at Bellevue Square…a girl scout troop is being sent to collections…and a man brought his pony into a liquor store!
A beauty pageant crowned the wrong winner…a man torched 4 cars after a fight with his fiancee…and a man tries to rob a bank with underwear on his head!
A strip club gets shut down…an argument over rabbits results in an AK-47 being brought out…and a charity swim ends up with 130 people needing to be rescued!
A couple let their daughter ride in the dog cage in the pick-up…a teen racks up a 54,000 bar tab on dad’s card…and some beer thieves repent!
A middle aged couple stab each other in a fight over American Idol…and over the last month up to 13 men have fallen for the “lets have a 3way” with 2 women scam and have been robbed
A man has some really bad luck with his arm…a guy was running a live sex show at a movie theater…and a mom had her son arrested for eating her pop tarts!
A man shoots up a strip club over a song…a 400 lb tiger coughs up a huge hairball…and meth + walmart equals a high speed chase
A naked college girl on mushrooms needs to be rescued…a man said he shoplifted because he used to do it with grandma…and Illinois is giving out bogus lottery tix!