I Can't Believe It's News
A 19 yr old calls 911 to report his mom was talking mean to him…a bistro puts up a less than PC billboard…and a man drives himself to the hospital with 2 bullets in his head
An 86 yr old man fights off a burglar half his age…an 81 yr old drug dealer gets busted….and a man poops on the floor of the dollar store!
A cop eats a pot laced cake by mistake…a very large woman makes good money by selling photos of her balancing things on her butt…and a guy hits his brother in the face with a harpoon!
A woman is fighting 105,000 dollars in parking tickets…a kid brings pot to school to keep his dad from smoking it…and a newlywed woman is allergic to her husband’s sperm?!
A woman got mad at the judge so she spray painted the courthouse…a man put a live eel up his butt…and a guy stole 75,000 dollars worth of soup!!
A woman tries to steal a research vessel to go from California to South Carolina…a dope dealer tries to throw off the pot smell with human feces…a 21ft wasp nest!!!
A turkey winds up in a woman’s passenger seat…a couple’s dog leaves with a burglar…and the vice mayor of a town was hanging his junk out of a car window!
A grafitti tagger gets hung up on an 18 story building…one needs a college degree to work at McDonalds…and a man defecates outside a Burger King!
Paying to have yourself kidnapped…a dog eats a man’s 500 bucks…and a guy buys 2 ferrets thinking they were poodles!
A man plants a bomb for his wife so he can win her back…a goat walks into a bar…and a man gets busted dipping his weed in embaming fluid!