I Can't Believe It's News
A woman was pole dancing at a public pool…a woman kept her life savings in an old refrigerator…and a woman took a horse inside a McDonalds
A man finds a slug in his sandwich…parents in trouble after leaving kids in the car while they went to see Lil Wayne…and a guy attacks a man with a machete for changing the radio station!
A man mistakenly snorts ashes…a couple guys doing mayonnaise enemas…and a guy wins a beer drinking contest then dies!
A man’s bed bugs halt a court hearing…a Pittsburgh cop is in trouble for posing for a pic with a porn star…and a couple gets married then has sex in a park!
2 girls show up handcuffed to each other at the fire station…a bizarre arrest on Seattle’s capitol hill…and a mom tries to help her virgin son on craigslist!
A Burger King employee left his pot pipe in a kid’s meal…a cop rescues a dog on a roof…and a man blames Joe Biden for his arrest!
Australia is destroying a million bottles of wine…a dead man was found with rattlesnakes in his backpack…and a man REALLY wanted a 3X tanktop!
Someone is stealing cows…a woman was described by police as the “most vulgar” person ever…and a DUI in the McDonalds drive thru!
A kid ran onto the field at the MLB all star game…a naked guy masturbating on a bike…and a drunk naked man witha sex toy in the wrong house!
A babysitter leaves the kids in the car to visit dad in jail…a brawl at Chuck E. Cheese…and a kid blows his pot smoke into a cop car!