I Can't Believe It's News
A woman who was arrested 396 times says she is going straight…a George Clooney look alike turns down sex for money…and a guy wants to sell Jesus’s toenails!
A waiter’s apron causes a mall evacuation…an amazing dog rescue…and a woman lights off bottle rockets in her car!
A guy baically takes his own mugshot…an employee gets paid too much over and over again…and the new diet fad is eating cotton balls soaked in OJ!
A town forgets to have elections…a man steps in to marry a woman when the groom doesn’t show….and a man catches his wife making meth with another man!
The folks at the Seattle chamber of commerce for insulting boeing!
A guy’s own facebook post gets him busted…the cops suggest a couple use a safeword…and sex at the library???
A meat market melee…an adult store theft…and a bunch of wedding doves die!
The powerball winner bails on paying his neighbor’s rent…a high school coach bites a players face…and a naked woman takes over a Chicago train!
Black friday at the liquor store…a man was “airing out” his junk at the grocery store…and a mom was bombed at a parent-teacher conf.
A 90 yr old cab driver…a guy likes to have sex in cow manure…and a teen uses a stolen credit card for breast implants!