I Can't Believe It's News
A woman calls 911 for a pen…a man texting and driving hits a manure truck…and a woman eats a tapeworm to try to lose weight!
A man calls 911 28,000 times….a man steal thousands of dollars worth of quarters…and a guy wanted by police “likes” his own facebook pic on the police website!
The Oklahoma lottery put out a sex hotline number…the Texas prison system favors pigs over prisoners…and a guy goes to a vet for his foot problem!
The biggest drive thru burger ever…a man claims he was adopted by the Obamas…and a hazmat crew responds to a strip club???
A 911 dispatcher saves a woman’s wedding day…a man rides a horse into a bar…and a man passes out in a shipping container!
A bank robber with an unusual name…a vacationer just snaps…and a guy walks out of a jewelry store with 2 Rolex watches!
A waiter gives a diner the wrong card back and she goes shopping with it….a cop gets busted with his pants down…and a woman shows up drunk at court for her DUI case!
A teacher takes a student to get a genital piercing…people are stealing women’s hair….and a man almost castrates himself!
A man gets arrested after announcing he is wanted by cops…a guy gets shot at a gun safety class…and a casino screws up a million dollar giveaway!
A drunk driver sues the power company for putting the pole she hit too close to the street…a band can’t get their 20 yr old singer into the bar…and fire in the photo booth!