I Can't Believe It's News
A woman is in love with, and has sex with a tree…there is a job opening for a brothel tester…and a woman strips naked on a plane and uses a sex toy on herself!
A man hits up facebook mid-crime…a crook gets caught when uses Netflix…and a guy gets fired for his tattoo!
A defense lawyer has a bag of pot fall out of his suit in court…some cops were busted at a brothel…and a guy show nude selfies to strangers at the grocery store!
A fire extinguisher factory burns down…2 old ladies get into a dog poop fight…and a guy is forced to choose between his ex and his current girlfriend!
The local guy who drove a stolen car to the police station to pick up his items from a previous arrest!
A man spray paints his face to avoid the cops…a billionaire’s wife is in court over “keying” her neighbor’s car…and a man breaks into his friend’s house to take back the Christmas present he had given them!
A car carrying alot of pot rear-ends a cop…a guy gets drunk and way inappropriate on a plane…and a woman stabs a man for walking out with the booze he had brought to the party!
A man lets a million dollar lotto ticket expire…some crooks get busted by the impression their license plate left in a snow bank…and a British Airways flight was diverted due to the stink in an on-board bathroom!
A couple stories of women smuggling drugs in body cavaties…and a gopher hole gets a man $450,000
Someone had a working methlab in a walmart bathroom…a guy rode his motorcycle thru a mall to escape the cops…and a woman refuses to marry a man because he can’t do simple math!