I Can't Believe It's News
A man refuses to pay 7,400 for his strip club visit…a nun with a big time gambling problem…and a man busted for hiding in a septic tank!
You can go swimming in beer…a man shoots heroin into his genitals at the movies…and a man wakes up to find his ex waving a meat cleaver at him!
A guy beats on cockpit door to tell the pilot his seatback tv is broken…3 guys steal a 9 ft ceramic chicken…and a man shoots himself when he gets woken up suddenly!
A mom throws expoding diapers at people…a man makes a paper mache doll out of valuable comics…and a bear breaks into a zoo!
A cop gets busted texting on his motorcycle…a funeral for dead bees…and a man gets arrested while filing a police report!
A Taco Bell guy gets grabby…a woman says a spider caused her to hit 2 people with her van…and a woman super glues her lips shut while asleep!
A naked man body slams cars in Oregon…a man high on mushrooms pulls off his own junk…and a guy takes a 25,000 dollar bathroom break
A man uses a toll booth for a toilet…a kid gets gored on a bull statue…and a guy running from the cops jumps into the ocean!
Cows on waterbeds…a wife throws her man’s mistress off a cliff…and a mom poses as her daughter to take a test for her!
Prisoners brawl over what tv show to watch…porno vs prostitution in Phoenix…and 2 women have sex at McDonalds!