I Can't Believe It's News
A woman legally changes her name to “sexy”….a funiture store is out 7 million bucks after the super bowl…and a guy gets locked in a garage while attempting a carjacking
A couple dies having sex in their car…a man with no legs steals a car…and a guy gets busted having sex with a mannequin
A guy wanted to be buried on his Harley….and kids pick the wrong house to doorbell ditch!
2 bad guys try getting away in a canoe…a guy mistakes a cop as a stripper…and and a woman makes 9000 a month letting people watch her eat!
A logger cuts down telephone poles by mistake…a cop gets busted soliciting oral favors from an undercover in his dept…and a man survives going thru a wood chipper!
A woman flushes lottery winnings down the toilet…a woman gets arrested after applying for a job…and some old man was “lovin it” at McDonalds
A man having sex with a cow tries to explain…a man flushes millions worth of fake casino chips down toilet…and cigarettes and gas pumps are a bad mix!
A guy goes to the hospital after pouring gasoline on a campfire…and a food fight sends a woman into surgery!
A woman driving drunk pulls into the cop shop…a football promotion costs a furniture store 600,000 dollars…and a woman shot her husband at an MLK day rally!
A babysitter tattoos the kids…teeth lead to an arrest…and some adulterers get caught in the act!