I Can't Believe It's News
One school imposed a dress code for the parents…a man put a 3 1/2 foot jump rope in his junk…and a guy was too drunk to get married!
An old man doing “erotic yoga” gets busted…a music teacher duct taped a student…and a woman was nabbed after stealing beer 3 times in 2 days at Walmart
A couple gets busted trying to join the “mile high club”…a Starbucks barista creates satanic symbols in people’s coffee foam…and a guy calls in a fake 911 call to get out of work!
A man with a carload of goats…2 men and a woman get into a beatdown outside Red Lobster…and a new option for joining the “mile high club”
A sexual hookup winds up with the girl trapped in a well…a man attaches a picture of his junk to a job app…and a foul mouthed parrot gets punished!
A waitress assaults a customer when he criticizes the service…people seeking health care get the wrong number…and a woamn has a baby at the nail salon!
A man gets busted BBQn meth on his balcony…an escort in Vegas steals a man’s rolex by putting it in her lady parts…and a guy lets a witchdoctor con him into letting a hyena eat his junk!
A wife picks the wrong song to sing….a 911 call over body odor…and a gun tattoo brings the cops out!
A pastor was plowed…a guy saves a baby porqupine in a bizarre manner…and workers at a cheese factory were swimming in the milk!
A guy gets a McDonalds receipt tattooed on his arm…a guy gets carjacked while he watches 2 girls dance…and a man running for office passes a kidney stone in the middle of a debate