I Can't Believe It's News
A wrong way driver stopped at gunpoint…some spring breakers have all their booze confiscated…and Whidbey Island 911
A drunk broke into a courthouse to sleep it off…the TSA claimed 675,000 in unwanted coins last year…and a bigtime guinea pig heist!
A guy gets visited by his 17 girlfriends when he’s in the hospital…a woman fools her friends into thinking she has cancer…and a woman finds 51 pearls in an oyster she was eating!
There is a new drug to replace “bath salts”…I guess Hugh G. Rection called in to donate to a charity fundraiser…and a man tried to rob his own mother!
An Easter egg hunt turns into chaos…a couple teens try to use an ambulance to have sex in…and a crook asks a contractor if he can rob the house!
Obama traffic causes a woman to have a baby on side of the road…a woman gets a ticket for putting on lip balm behind the wheel…and a sea lion steals a prize fish!
A woman attacks cops with a crucifix…a new record for sexual stamina for panda bears…and a man uses a “try before you buy” plan at a sex toy shop!
A woman attacks officers with a crucifix…a new record for sexual stamina for panda bears…and a guy uses a “try before you buy” plan at a sex toy shop!
A man dies while having sex with a scarecrow…a refrigerator explodes in the San Juans…and TIME magazine’s famous child smoker is down to 5 cigs a day!
A woman urinates and deficates behind the counter at Kmart…and some funny April fools headlines from the Whidbey News Times!