I Can't Believe It's News
2 girls show up handcuffed to each other at the fire station…a bizarre arrest on Seattle’s capitol hill…and a mom tries to help her virgin son on craigslist!
A Burger King employee left his pot pipe in a kid’s meal…a cop rescues a dog on a roof…and a man blames Joe Biden for his arrest!
Australia is destroying a million bottles of wine…a dead man was found with rattlesnakes in his backpack…and a man REALLY wanted a 3X tanktop!
Someone is stealing cows…a woman was described by police as the “most vulgar” person ever…and a DUI in the McDonalds drive thru!
A kid ran onto the field at the MLB all star game…a naked guy masturbating on a bike…and a drunk naked man witha sex toy in the wrong house!
A babysitter leaves the kids in the car to visit dad in jail…a brawl at Chuck E. Cheese…and a kid blows his pot smoke into a cop car!
A 5000 year old pyramid was destroyed for road gravel…a couple gets busted for having sex at a hotel with the curtains open…and a bug bomb acts as a real bomb!
A woman had a gun and meth hidden in her privates…a man loses 4 fingers in a boating accident…and KTVU in SF really screwed up the airplane crash!
A guy tries to pay for his fingerprints with a stolen credit card…a woman gets fired from Walmart for helping a dog…and a kid gets porn with his spongebob!
Some K-Y jelly causes a hazmat response…a bus driver was pleasuring himself behind the wheel…and a woman gets a DUI on a horse!