I Can't Believe It's News
A man shoots up a strip club over a song…a 400 lb tiger coughs up a huge hairball…and meth + walmart equals a high speed chase
A naked college girl on mushrooms needs to be rescued…a man said he shoplifted because he used to do it with grandma…and Illinois is giving out bogus lottery tix!
A guy was pretending to be a cop to get into a strip club…a man was playing drums on the freeway when he ran out of gas…and a mechanic was threatened with a large adult love toy!
A pastor gets busted stealing sermons…4 tourists needed to be rescued from an iceflow…and a woman causes a scene when she thought she had been shot!
A guy makes a beer run while running from the cops…a woman had all 6 powerball numbers but wins no money…and a man gives a psychic 212,000 dollars to put a love spell on his ex!
A man sets up a video camera to capture ghosts but sees his girlfriend fooling around…a bank teller avoids getting robbed by freaking out…and a public official has sex on a park bench
A doctor’s advice for a woman’s gag reflex gets him in trouble…a man was mistakenly told he was dying soon…and a guy gets stabbed over soy sauce!
A man gets outsmarted by a stripper…a guy is suing the maker of a sex lube…and an 87 yr old bar owner is told she has to take down the hanging bras!
A 61 yr old man borrows his parents car for a robbery…a guy burns down his neighbors house…and a burglar locks herself inside the getaway car!
A pilot gets locked out of the cockpit…a tire shop was paying workers with crack…and a car theif drives the car to the owner’s work!