I Can't Believe It's News
An old man reads his obit in the paper…a woman calls in a fake 911 call so she can hook up with her cop boyfriend…and a man blows up tires with his nose!
A car crash makes a pregnant woman go into labor…a pregnant nun has some questions to answer…and talking and driving gets a man 30 years in jail
What was a man wearing only boxer shorts doing on the hood of a woman’s car….2 cops have their sex hideaway uncovered…and Whidbey Island 911
A couple snowboarders run into a moose…a man is ordered to refrain from swearing in his own house…and a man has a bizarre dairy fetish!
A couple tries to fly out of the wrong country…a chihuahua leads to an arrest…and a chihuahua was driving a car!
A man had a beer bottle and a coat hanger up his butt…a man had a woman in his suitcase…and a man had jewelry, drugs and a wrench up his butt!
A robbery suspect makes a getaway on a motorized shopping cart…a fireman puts out a fire with beer…and a playful pooch causes an explosion!
Bad handwriting foils a bank robbery…50 people go to the ER trying to throw boiling water in the freezing air to create snow…and a man high on meth tries to fight off 15 cops!
A man powers his house thru his Prius…a woman tried to thaw out her van by putting hot coals under the engine…and Whidbey Island 911
Jenna Jameson uses her breasts for crime fighting…it’s so cold an escaped convict wants to go back to jail…and a bad ending for a game of naked hide n seek!