I Can't Believe It's News
A flock of sheep eat a bunch of pot…a man finds a rat head in his chili…and a woman gets stuck in a chimney of the man she met on the internet
A drunk and naked lady got locked out of her house…a man gets busted with crack in his crack…and a teacher has naked pix of her stolen??
A casino gets closed over a fake ebola scare…a drunk woman drives off right in front of a cop…and a guy claims an 80 yr old man attacked him with “kung pao”
A couple cannot be separated during sex…gunfire erupts during a game of beer pong…and a woman lied to 911 about her sister having ebola!
A man loses his hand in a washing machine accident and a 19 year old guy gets busted having sex with a stuffed animal at walmart
A man was busted throwing sex toys at people from his car…a couple pays an extra 120 grand to buy a house but only if they can keep the cat…and a guy gets busted for kidnapping a couple of flamingos
A burglar gets stuck breaking in…a naked meth head gets stuck in a tree…and a man goes commando at the dentist’s office
A man wears a “f*&k the police” shirt to court and wins…a woman steals 520 dollars from juror’s purses at the courthouse…and a man gets shot 15 minutes after he gets out of 15 years in prison!
2 great grandmas get in a fight at a hospital…a teacher quits her job so she can twerk professionally…and a man tries a very painful replacement for Viagra!
England’s oldest sex change patient…a man covers himself in tar to try to avoid police…and a man steals a train because he is mad at his workplace!