I Can't Believe It's News
The lingerie championships are over…and a man with a serious feces fetish!
Courts to decide if a Hindu guru is dead or meditating…parking your car on the beach is a bad idea…and a poor man finds 125,000!!!
A couple in their 70s take up crime for a thrill…89 yr old woman thwarts robber with golf club…and a man complains about his neighborhood strip club!
A deer jumps off an overpass and onto a van…a new kind of pet adoption site…and Whidbey Island 911
A buzzsaw flies loose down a NYC street…and an 85 yr old sex escort!!
A woman ate a 72 ounce steak in under 5 minutes…a teacher asked 4th graders for relationship advice…and craziness at the old folks home!
A driving student carjacks the instructor’s car….a KFC worker put pubes on a meal…and a man was driving with no pants on because he got a “brazilian”
Some bacon lovers got burned…a drunk picks a fight with the wrong firefighter…and a shady palm reader at Walmart
A politician gets busted for slashing alot of tires…a couple gets busted having sex in a courtroom…and a man winds up unconscious in the bathroom at Sears!
A man makes deliveries in a stolen bread truck…a man wants the gifts he gave a stripper to be returned…and Whidbey Island 911