I Can't Believe It's News
A guy bribes a prostitute with a salad…a woman steals 8 lobsters by putting them in her pants…and a man sells his cheating wife’s wedding dress
A man was shooting at the moon…a woman pulled her breasts out one too many times…and a guy says his junk got stuck in a vent while he was painting!
A huge drug bust at a former Steelers house…a prostitution bust at the library…and a woman says her Hello Kitty collection keeps her from getting a boyfriend!
A drunk woman sleeps through a train rolling over her…a man was shooting at a groundhog in his house…and twin sisters get busted for DUI
A Waffle House waitress gets a $1000 tip…Chicago area schools need spellcheck…and an ambulance driver stops to pick up hitchhikers
Some kids hack into an ATM…a guy assaults his brother with a pot plant…and a teacher pulls a knife on students and demands they take him to Jack in the Box!
A guy gets a DUI on a motorized cooler…the first “throuple” of lesbians is having kids now…and a cop busted for filming men in the bathroom!
A 17 yr old elephant whisperer…a teachers aide tricks kids into eating dog treats…and a 350 lb man was busted with bags of heroin in his bellybutton!
A woman blows a BAC of .439….a prison escape via helicopter…and an ex-wife steals from her dead ex!
A 900 lb woman got moved from her bedroom…a woman says hand warmers burned her breast implants…and one of the KIA hampsters got busted!