I Can't Believe It's News
A man goes to incredible lengths to avoid paying his bar tab…a kid tries to break into the police station to get his skateboard back… and the “olympics of sheep shearing”
An old man asks a bank teller to spank him…a school bus driver was drunk on gin soaked raisins…and a man got busted with 22 bears in his car!
A mom is in the Guiness Book for most breast milk…a woman’s excuse of why she was driving while on her cellphone backfired…and cocaine n condoms mailed to the Vatican
A guy steals 460,000 dollars in quarters…a dad gets arrested after his daughter gets arrested…and a senior citizen food fight!
Someone is vandalizing cars with elk urine…a kid almost died after playing Call of Duty for 16 hours straight…and a man was rescued from inside a sewage treatment plant!
A man has his thick pants to thank for saving his junk from his knife packing wife…and a couple druggies were selling school music intruments for dope!
A guy told a cop he wasn’t wearing his seatbelt because he didn’t want to ruin his tan…and a couple gets caught having sex behind a Dunkin Donuts dumpster!
A teacher gives young students NA beer…a thief gets beaten up by some male strippers…and a guy gets stuck under the stall in the women’s bathroom!
A woman stabs her husband over NASCAR…a man ruins a priceless statue trying to take a selfie with it…and a worker at Subway dries her wet socks in the bread oven
A church pays for tattoos…a man gets hit with a chair for belching loudly at Taco Bell…and a woman had a bullet in her head for 48 years!