I Can't Believe It's News
A mom brings her kid to an orgy…a jar of Nutella was responsible for starting a fire…and now there is an app for sharing your farts!
A man has a 29 year old cat…a guy gets busted stealing tarantulas…and someone has been cutting off horse tails and manes!
Some fast food workers get a big bonus…legal marijuana in Alaska could affect the Iditarod…and burns on a man’s face help police ID the arsonist!
A gun club near a popular hiking trail was a bad idea…a couple crooks get busted by a butt dial…and Whidbey Island 911
A shoplifter falls asleep in the walmart bathroom…a prisoner tries to claim unemployment from behind bars…and a 79 yr old grandma shoots her grand nephew in the foot for stealing 20 bucks!
A guy blames his abscence on his underwear…a man steals 26,000 dollars worth of cheese….and a woman gets kicked out of 50 shades for going “selfie”
A couple gets pepper sprayed while getting it on in a bathroom…2 convenience store employees destroy the store over a prank call…and a man needs stitches in his junk!
In court a woman is suing herself…and a woman does a walk of shame home from the dump!!
Hotels want to offer a new way to conserve water…a crook holds up a store he knows very well…and a frozen raw sewage spill!
A walmart beatdown between 2 women…a man goes to Benihana 579 times in 1 year…and a bar is set to host it’s first small penis party