I Can't Believe It's News
A woman gets too drunk to get on a plane…a guy gets banned for life from IKEA…and a drunk guy gives cops the wrong name!
A woman wants to sue after being hit in the face with a dinner roll…an entire airline crew was busted for being too drunk to fly…and it’s time to learn the rules of pig wrestling!
A guy is getting rich sending you a message on a potato…a guy panics and tries to flush a bunch of fake chips at a casino…and a woman shoplifts a bag of clams in her shorts!
A man was found drunk and naked at the post office…a woman hired a limo to take her shoplifting…and a guy left his heart monitor behind after robbing an auto parts store!
A woman finds a lizard in her latte…a woman claims her dog is the reason for her DUI…and a photo booth pic leads to the arrest of a knucklehead at Chuck E Cheese!
An 80 yr old man calmly gets stuck in a sinking car…a guy dresses up in a full bear costume and harasses some bears…and a drunk student tries to bribe his professor
A guy paints his name on a couple cop cars…a man took his teenage daughter and her friend to a strip club…and a man got his junk stuck in some shower curtain rings!
A teen tries to steal an artifact to pay for an I-phone…a man spent a half million on online strippers…and a woman loses her 80 pound tortoise!
2 middle aged brother brawl over Big-Macs…a woman tries to smuggle heroin into her man in prison…and a guy tries to steal some steaks in his colostomy bag!
A 91 yr old cocaine smuggler…a spoiled rotten 20 yr old brat…and gorilla poop flavored cheesecake!