I Can't Believe It's News
A guy on acid decides he wants pizza…an out of shape bank robber…and a baby takes a dump in her plane seat!
A man gets stung 1000 times by bees…a man trades his grandma’s car for heroin…and a woman tries to pet a lion and loses part of a finger!
A nasty refrigerator results in the hazmat team being called…a guy gets busted pretending to be a cop in Bremerton…and a lady gets a refund from a car dealer in bags of pennies!
A man gets a moldy pizza….a woman was walking a naked man on a leash…and a tornado reveals all the stuff a man stole from his neighbors
A local crook gets away with only a lighter…an arsonist catches himself on fire…and a town uses the slogan “wipe local”
Walmart ice cream sandwiches don’t melt…some jailhouse irony…and the Chubby Checker app has been shut down!
A woman’s prison was having a happy hour…a guy with a warrant challenges cops on facebook…and a gas station attendant beats up 3 crooks!
A man gets busted “sun bathing” his buds…a couple get busted for stealing cows…and a woman gets busted carrying her own urine!
A bank robber had his name on his shirt…a man loses a hand after being pricked by a thorn…and a criminal on the run runs into the wrong building!
A crook dropped his prison release papers at the seen of a new crime…a toddler crashes a car…and a pregnant lady goes into labor during the Presidential motorcade!