I Can't Believe It's News
A guy mistakenly assaults a US Marshal…a groundskeeper ruins the field turf…and a deadly cobra is on the loose!
3 people hallucinating on meth get arrested…a woman swallows a stolen ring…and a groom gets busted groping a pregnant woman at his wedding!
A couple steals sex toys at Walmart…a tuxedoed man fires at couple who broke up his hook up…and a man snaps over his neighbor’s drone!
A couple guys smuggle drugs in grandma’s casket…a park ranger caught drinking and sleeping on the job…Whidbey Island 911
A woman gets a guardrail impaled in her butt…a Portland newspaper apologized for promoting psychedelic mushrooms…and 2 guys steal construction equipment for a low speed chase!
An airline won’t let a passenger board because he smaells bad…a woman finds a 10 ft python in her couch…and 10 blackhawk helicopters get buried in foam!
A man works for months to free a boulder that then kills him…a dad tries to convince his son to go to college with a gun against his head…and an ice bucket challenge gone wrong!
Cops identify the man they want by the tattoo on his back…a man was way out of control at the Oregon hempfest…and a guy gets popped trying to steal things by putting them up his kilt!
A plane gets diverted over a seat back reclining…a naked man gets thrown from a car…and a man gets busted for having sex with a mattress!
A guy’s “ice bucket challenge” puts him in jail…A woman starts a forest fire because her friends were bored…and a man’s noisy sex swing gets him evicted!