I Can't Believe It's News
A guy gets busted driving a van with no windows, doors or license plates…a couple find out their home was used for a drug fueled orgy…and Calgary Flames fans need to be reminded to wear pants!
Some drug dealers get busted for having a squirrel…a high school baseball coach gets suspended for having his players spit in his face…and a man shoots himself in the foot on purpose!
A couple guys stole 80 frozen pizzas and tried to sell them to cops…a woman copywrote her breasts…and there is ban on strippers at Chinese funerals!
Turn your loved one into a perfume…a man has a great idea for repairing the potholes in his town…and a man his 2 million dollars in the mountains for you to find!
A woman finds a huge diamond…some girls get jail time for twerking…and you can now put your loved ones ashes in a sex toy!
A woman’s relationship ends because she chose her puppets over her man…a man gets a beatdown when he criticizes his lady’s fried chicken…and a man killed in a tuna fish accident!
Russian roulette with tasers…a woman got charged with arson after lighting husband’s clothes on fire…and a guy impersonates a cop and pulls over some cops!
2 women survive for 2 weeks on girl scout cookies… a Popeye’s chicken employee was ordered to repay the money stolen in a robbery…and a major coke dealer escapes by putting his GPS on his cat
A guy injected vaseline jelly into his junk…a man got stuck inside a wall while hiding from the cops…and a guy blew himself up checking for leaks in his gas cans!
A graffiti artist tagged a police horse…a woman finds her lost ring in some dog poop…and a cop said he was buying the crack “for his wife”