I Can't Believe It's News
A man goes into Waffle House with no pants on…tripe smoothies help your sexual prowess…and a man calls 911 looking to score some pot!
A facebook post foils a fraud scheme…a woman called 911 from a Subway over pizza sauce…and a guy was running a grow-op and a cock fighting ring in his crawl space!
A woman signed up for a one way trip to Mars…a woman had movers come remove all of her ex’s stuff…and a woman had a baby in a Walmart parking lot
Men are getting hair tattoos…a woman causes a 2 car wreck after a bee landed in her car…and someone stole spoons from a dead President!
A woman claiming to be pregnant stole an ambulance…to grown men get in a fight over ducks…and a man steals a toilet from Subway!
The “Scarface” mansion is up for sale…cops taze a 77 yr old man…and a man shows up at a “booty call” already in progress!
A dog was driving a car…a man tattoos a fast food mascot on his butt…and a guy got whacked out on embalming fluid and danced naked in the street
A 90 year old drug mule…a woman becomes a Hooters waitress to prove a drunk guy wrong…and a pitbull attacks a man’s junk!
A “serial pooper” is on the loose…a man get tasered by his baby mamas…and Whidbey Island 911
There is a topless book club in NYC…a school principal gets fired for having sex with multiple partners…and a man claims he saw a UFO at a Springsteen concert.