I Can't Believe It's News
A woman jumps out of a moving car over a lizard…a man’s obit simply said “I am dead”…and every member of Congress has a subscription to “Hustler” magazine!
There is a dating website for Green Bay Packers fans…someone was putting Xanax in kids Easter eggs…and a man whose last name is “Cocaine” gets busted for drugs!
A woman gets busted when a cop tries to help her…a gun range and liquor license combo…and a druggy gets busted at his court date!
Lenny the farting cat…cockroaches close down a sushi joint…and a man (not Ozzy) gets busted urinating on the Alamo!
Daylight savings time messed up a bomber…a guy didn’t quite make it to the bathroom…and a woman bit off another woman’s ear over UB40!
A kid gets stuck in an arcade game…a teacher was super drunk before school…and the 2nd annual “small penis” contest is on the way!
US Airways sends out a terrible tweet…France doesn’t want you to work from home…and Whidbey Island 911
A new way to stop speeders…a woman unknowingly paid 4300 for a Neil Diamond download…and a fisherman catches one with a strange find in it’s belly
A wearable corsage…a guy doesnt like a dancer’s moves at a strip club…and a guy sues his ex for making him accomodate her stuffed animal!
A guy had a winning lottery ticket and didn’t know it until it was too late…a surgeon needs 2 tries to remove a guy’s appendix…and a sex toy causes a flood!