I Can't Believe It's News
A guy shoplifts an alligator…an exotic dancer had a million dollars in ones…and a Seattle attorney defecates on a cop car!
A man asks for a divorce after wife eats all the creme from the oreos…a couple Subway employees were doing gross stuff on the job…and a college football star is a bigtime knucklehead!
A woman was pole dancing at a public pool…a woman kept her life savings in an old refrigerator…and a woman took a horse inside a McDonalds
A man finds a slug in his sandwich…parents in trouble after leaving kids in the car while they went to see Lil Wayne…and a guy attacks a man with a machete for changing the radio station!
A man mistakenly snorts ashes…a couple guys doing mayonnaise enemas…and a guy wins a beer drinking contest then dies!
A man’s bed bugs halt a court hearing…a Pittsburgh cop is in trouble for posing for a pic with a porn star…and a couple gets married then has sex in a park!
2 girls show up handcuffed to each other at the fire station…a bizarre arrest on Seattle’s capitol hill…and a mom tries to help her virgin son on craigslist!
A Burger King employee left his pot pipe in a kid’s meal…a cop rescues a dog on a roof…and a man blames Joe Biden for his arrest!
Australia is destroying a million bottles of wine…a dead man was found with rattlesnakes in his backpack…and a man REALLY wanted a 3X tanktop!
Someone is stealing cows…a woman was described by police as the “most vulgar” person ever…and a DUI in the McDonalds drive thru!